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Ahhh! But......a ton of feathers does not weigh the same as a ton of gold. There's some weird weight scale pertaining to gold (and some other precious metals) that is different than our standard system of weights, even though the jargon is the same. That makes comparing anything with gold a "trick question" weightwise. Confused? me too. I'll look for a link.

BTW, I've been thinking about your prob with your cubicle neighbor. What I would do (but I'm a cranky old curmudgeon) is take the cord that connects the phone to the wall....he will inevitably replace it, but maybe it'll give you a few hours of quiet. If you were really, truly evil (and I suspect you must be, SNT, since you root for the vols) you would put a clear substance (I won't name it.....but it rhymes with "duper shoe" ) over the microphone part and external speaker part of his phone, dampening the sound and gently encouraging him to use the damn handset. If nothing else, pick up your phone and hold your own annoying conversations at elevated volumes.

I second what Lulac said. You're a hard ass. You'll land feet down. You absolutely can do this, no matter how hard.

Poohat totally rocks, and so does the name "Dorfus Farklegirdle"!

Eggs are a high protein, low carb, low fat breakfast, if your husband isn't on any kind of cholesterol restriction.

I think I'm jealous!! I've been searching for a Krav studio for a long time. The nearest one to me is, like, 170 miles away......sucks......but good luck to you Layne.

Mizzou, Just a thought from another dude... Has he ever taken Viagra? Perhaps he is embarrassed about needing some pharmaceutical help and wants to pop one when he has some alone time, just to evaluate how they'll work. I mean, before I tried one with my wife, I'd probably want to know what to expect... Of course, I'm just playing devil's advocate to make everybody aware that there may possibly be two sides to this....

It's a loving tribute to BBK. I don't know if she really had a high school crush on Sean Penn, or if he was at her reunion of sorts.....but the story is clearly spicier with the inclusion of Penn. Anybody else want to pay tribute to her? Or are FF and I in an exclusive narrative-changing club?

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f109/best-nsv-ever-make-all-worth-75175/ I have to share what happened to me last night. It truly is the most random thing Sean Penn has said to me in a LONG time! I am so puzzled, I am still on cloud what the hell??. SO I went to a celebrity death matchI loved with much distress. I haven't seen almost all of these freaks in 15 days. (Peter Griffin School of Verbal Karate, class of 95) I didn't go to any of my class reuinions because I was shackled to an illegal alien. I wasn't interested in school at all. I was a model for Sexyshinytoenails.com, so I always thought I had peaked in high school. Well a celebrity that I had a crush on in high school leaned over to me last night and said "Don't take this the wrong way, but do I have something on my lip?" I wanted to cry and puke. I just smiled and said "Actually, Sean, yes....you appear to have a dab of sausage gravy on the corner of your mouth", while inside I was smirking. Everyone was telling me how good I looked and how Sean Penn was the messiest eater ever, I even got a bit of revenge with an old boyfriend when his prescription for "Enzyte" fell out of his pocket during the limbo competetion. Last night made it all worth it! I love my band! :redface:

ok, I'll give it a try! Thanks!

I feel sorry for the toilet...

OOps. yes, That's what I meant. Clarity is not my strongest attribute. As the tech person on here, can you tell me how to link such a beast back to this thread?

God bless you Fanny. I wish there were more women like you, lol..

TG, very good idea. Consider it done!

I feel sorry for the OP (the lady who's having the pooping probs). Then, a few posts down, one of the DS extremists writes some advice to a potential DS-er.....it's something along the lines of "Just look at my pictures to see how difficult having a DS is". Incredible. Even when somebody's having problems, there's always a loon trying to convert...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I'm a floride dope! Hells Yeah!

FF!!!! Start a thread where every poster changes the story! That'd be great!!

Posting to say I went to my bariatric doc office today. They were duly impressed with my weight loss, but it was pretty hot in the office. The Nurse Practitioner (in the privacy of the exam room) told me that somebody had stolen 4 out of the 5 air conditioner units during the night (for the copper). Is that funny / weird, or what?

Lawl.....Usually I don't even respond to this kind of no-fact propaganda. The liberal democrats seem to getting a little panick-y. I wonder what they make of the fact that Obama is now backing off his "tax the wealthy and business" promises that made him such a liberal darling?

Hey Annie, I'm excited for you! Good luck!

I'm so close I can smell it. This will be a big achievement for me.

BBK, How's the sniffer?

FF, You absolutely sure there wasn't any blue in there? Perhaps as a misguided prank by the hubby?

Ouch....SS, you are in an unenviable position there. Good luck with that.

Ah! Some good news! Fantastic!