HA! You made my day with that story!
I'm post-band and can get up from the floor way easier now, but before I lost some weight I was working as an RN in the operating room. I had to get on my hands and knees to hook up some equipment onto the side of the OR bed, right next to the male surgeon. Since it was so hard for me to get up, I asked the surgeon if he wanted anything else while I was down there! Hoo boy:w00t: Everyone cracked up.