"Just" Paul
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I don't think I'd want to get my band at Walmart.
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Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
As a show of support... If Telly shaves her head... I'll shave mine... Wait... Nevermind. I don't wanna shave my head. I'll write supportive posts though! heh heh heh -
food finds! what are you eatin and LOVIN?!?!
"Just" Paul replied to shellyj.'s topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Deviled eggs. But instead of the usual, mayo, and relish, try different fillers. My general mix is low fat mayo, and a little dijon mustard... then I'll make some of the following variations... Add blue cheese and crumbled bacon Add chopped black and green olives Add chopped black or greek olives and feta cheese Add canned shrimp Add crab meat and goat cheese Use your imagination. Don't think of the deviled egg as that stupid thing left out during holiday parties, use your imagination!! -
Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Ron Popeil makes that spray on hair stuff.:heh: I saw it on a late night informercial. heh heh heh Just kidding. -
Still lookin for the hot chicks... ***insert inappropriate sexual comment here*** Now my opinion, which is the only correct one is... ***insert self-righteous bandster comment here*** What am I supposed to do... *** insert comment ignoring the doctor's orders here*** Can I eat... ***insert high calorie, fattening non-diet food here*** I can still eat... ***insert mass quantities here*** What do I do... ***insert comment here regarding pre-post-op diets that doctor never gave*** What is this... ***insert horrid medical condition here*** What you said was... ***insert insulting assumption about another person's post*** I think you meant... ***insert another assumption about another's post*** How dare you... ***insert insulting comment about another person's parentage and upbringing*** Why you... *** insert personal insults and comments*** That's it... ***insert moderator closing the thread*** OK, did I kill it yet?
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You're better off without him! Kudos on your successes... onto the future!
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Wait... I can kill this thread. Hi, Paul here, Where are all the hot chicks? My opinion is...:heh:
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The "I truly have no shame" PB question
"Just" Paul replied to Wheetsin's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
I think the "foam" is sitting on top of the food, so it is what is backing up on top of the "clog". therefor when you PB, the stuff "on top" is what comes up. Like unclogging a drain, you don't necessarily see the cloggin material itself, just what is on top of the clog. My 2 cents, anyway. -
Wheets... You're killin' me!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thread killers... Hmmm... Me? Folks see me post, and run away.
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Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Heather... Very impressive. You look stunning! Great work! Everyone card P'nut! -
Everyone ready for the guy opinion again!?!? He is a shit. This guy is a user, and he is using you for his cushion between his little hotties. He is hoping you get fitter, because he feels he can then have his cake and eat it too. You need to tell him to F@#@$ off. He is toxic to your success, and like a cancer, he will eat away at you and eventually drive you down a spiral. Funny thing is, that guys like this don't even realize they are doing it. It is not intentional, it is his nature, and you need to avoid that nature at all costs. He is not a friend that you need, right now or ever. There are other friends out there. Tell him flat out to "bugger off". Cut this tie before it strangles you. Just a guy's opinion. No defending this one.
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Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
BTW, all... I've got a new NSV. I've gotten two... count'em... two film acting gigs recently, outside of the Farragut stuff! And... I have 4 more auditions coming up in the next two weeks! It is all independent or short film stuff (i.e. no-pay), but will allow me to build up a demo reel to go after paying stuff, and so far, it has all been speaking parts, and leads. I NEVER would have had the confidence to do this last year at 371lbs, and besides, not too many casting calls for huge guys out there... not for good roles, anyway! -
Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
The only one that is strange is sometimes my daughter says she misses my big belly. I used to hold her hands, and she'd stand on my stomach and jump up and down (she'd call it Hop on Pop... like the Dr. Seuss book). Now, despite a firmer set of abs, she'd step on my port, so I can't let her do that. She also says that I'm not as comfy to sleep on, as my belly is not a squishy pillow anymore! Overall, though, it is wonderful to be able to do more with her! -
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
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Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
I know what you mean. I was so heavy that I wasn't enjoyiong the time with my daughter... I was too tired, and too lazy. Now, we have a great time together and do lots of stuff I could not have done before! I am a new participant in her life! I think I was always a good father to her, but now I'm her dad! -
Relationship Question: Full on communication to None
"Just" Paul replied to TexasRose's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Screw him. There will be lots of eligible men at a wedding, always are. Met my wife at my cousin's wedding. -
Liberty, Congrats on your anniversary... But I gotta say... OUCH. Could never do piercings myself, too chicken. My DW wants me to get an earring, but since I am an engineering manager, I always play it conservative... and again, I am a big chicken! Way to go on your progress! Keep up the faith!
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Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Your children are beautiful. You should be very proud. -
Me too. That is weird, thought I was the only one. My wife keeps telling me to go and look for my ass, as it isn't in my slacks anymore. Funny thing is, I used to have 2 asses in there (side by side). it is nice to be lacking in that area.:heh: BTW, Dawg, I sit on a pillow at work now, as my office chair makes me sore.:think
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Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Dawg... OUCH! Had that done a few years ago. it is indeed a memorable experience! P'nut, new avatar is very nice. Great work! Dawg, you need a new one too, after the swelling in your cheeks goes down (if it was anything like mine, you probably look like a chipmunk). Best all. P -
ONDERLAND!!!!! ONDERLAND!!!! Way to go! I am so jealous, cannot wait to get there myself! Great work, congrats!
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Relationship Question: Full on communication to None
"Just" Paul replied to TexasRose's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
That's why they call me Dr. Paul! Actually, no one calls me that, but it makes me sound important. -
Gone For Good Club- August 2006
"Just" Paul replied to CanadaSunshine's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
See... Tricia and I are here. Let the party begin.:humble: :cheer2: :Banane52: :Banane41: :Banane30: :rose: :Banane59: :not_ripe: :Banane29: :Banane40: :Banane51: :Banane08: :Banane31: :Banane17: :rose: :Banane27: :Banane40: :Banane48: :Banane47: :Banane36: :Banane57: :Banane45: :Banane40: :Banane34: