"Just" Paul
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LOST, Invasion, CSI, CSI Miami, Supernatural, Survivor, Extreme Home Makover (For a weekly tear fest), Plastic Surgery- Before and After (DHC), Medical Incredible (DHC), Boston Legal, American Chopper, Monster House, Monster Garage, Family Guy OK, I just game you all my Tivo settings. As you can see, I have a varied taste in TV. You will note that there are no sitcoms. I ust don't think they are funny anymore.
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Thanks Vines and Kare for the nice words. I will put much thought into all this. It is interesting to hear that this is not a situation that I alone have been through. GADS, I love this board. I deleted it, so I can't put it back up, but your responses make the point for me very well. Geez, I can't have you all thinking I'm nice, now. I'll lose my reputation as a Jack A$$.
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Jack, It was a bit too much. I took it off.
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Sure, torture me... I'll have to bring more money now... Then you'll have to help me explain to the old lady what happened to my daughter's college fund. Heck, she can take out student loans...besides she's only 4, I'll can probable replace some of it later... Hmmm...maybe no one will notice... Hmmm.... 7 in the van plus me...hmmm Hmmm...
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I'm with that!
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Why in God's green acre would men NOT want to be there because there are naked women running about!?!?!?!!??! I find that to be incentive!:
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Bean, you misunderstand me... I don't wanna belly dance. I just wanna watch!
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The Band is NOT like buying a sofa or car
"Just" Paul replied to vinesqueen's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
I agree 100%. I was self-pay, but went to a true expert in VA to get mine done. he and his staff inclusinf ashrink and a dietician took me carefully through the whole process, and are with me every step of the way. Sure, it was a few bucks, but I"M WORTH IT! -
By the way, I like the boob discussions.
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Ladies, ladies, ladies... There is more than enough Big Paul to go around... Big Paul, round...get it? Hopefully, there will not be enough of me to go around in the future, or at least a lot less of me that's for sure!
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Today I've officially gone 30 days without my beloved Diet Pepsi. My band doc says no carbonated, ever, but it seems to me it is a YMMV situation. I do miss it, as the cans linger in my garage refridgerator... mmmmmmmmmm diet Pepsi.........mmmmmmmm........ Actually, I prefer it in bottles to cans.
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You haven't seen bad drivers till you've been in the Washington DC area. We have the worst drivers in the world. They panic for snow flurries, rain, fog, sunlight, darkness, etc.
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Sounds to me like the men are being left out on all this fun. Bummer....a room full of women belly dancing... serious bummer.
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Gee, Wally, I kinda think she likes ya. Maybe you can pass her a note in study hall. Gee, I'da know, that'd be kind a creepy, she'd wanna be all kissy and stuff. Yeah, gee. Yeah.
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Personally, I love being hijacked by beautiful women. Keep it up, ladies. It is inspirational to us dogs....I mean men, yeah, men... that's what I meant...yeah...
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Cold out here today, was 20 this AM (pretty cold for Northern VA). I'm originally from western PA, so this feels like the fall to me. heh heh heh The only thing that goes in my fireplace are Duraflame logs. I hate the mess and cleanup. I only use it for ambience. I've got plenty of quilts for the ready, and spent a lot of this past summer insulating and caulking my house to seal up leaks and improve efficiency. I also added a new humidifier to my furnace (moist air holds heat longer). All in all, not too bad, and the furnace isn't running non-stop.
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I'm cashing in a savings bond as we speak.
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Gee, me, speedos... Have you taken your Dramamine?
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I'm just shocked! How terrible. How could you all consider such, especially you Doll. BTW, could you let me know the date you'll be there? An address would help too.
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Here's a man issue... I miss beer. Carbonation is a nono according to my doc, and the thought of a flat beer is, well... not good. Also, since I am yet to be a month post-surgery, I find that some physical labor (like putting up the x-mas lights) makes my abdomen hurt, not just where my port is, but my whole abdomen is sore. Maybe it is from stretching to do the lights. Lastly, guys, have you noticed an increase in your state of... you know... physical interest, and blood flow to a certain part of your annatomy?
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"Banded boys are hotter" I cna't speak for the other guys, but yes I am.
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We're Here!!! We're Here!!!
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The jobs are out there, don't fret. Stay positive, stay focused, and let him eat his heart out!
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Me Paul, Big Man. Eat meat, drink beer, take woman, hammer wood, hit other man, watch football on big screen. Now, that's testosterone! I like the boob talk too. What's the problem? I just don't like to hear them discuss their periods. Too much information for me.
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In that case.... MANY HAPPY RETURNS!!!!! Get it...returns of what you ate...get it...huh...huh... Damn. Gotta work on my jokes.