"Just" Paul

Welcome back Lins. You didn't miss much, just lots of cheese discussions and colon blowing.:mad: I am glad to be a man when I hear about all that waxing and stuff. We like to be hairy. Cruises are a blast... wish I was going on one. Bummer.:think My weigh in: Start: 371 Current: 216 Goal: 189 Lost since last week: 1 Total lost: 155 Current BMI: 28.5 Starting BMI: 48.9

That would explain a lot... Also the green fog over her posts. Stinkyyyyyyyyyy.

Did someone call me? I sensed it with the force... The cheese force.

Boy, you really DO want me to kill this thread. I'll see what I can do, don't have a camera on me.

I'd take some pics of my rear end, but I don't think I could stand all the LBT ladies swooning.:heh: Don't wanna make all you hubbies hate me even more now, do I?:think So, can a egotistical boast (especially an untrue, unprovable one) kill a thread?

Damn... I thought this would be...:heh: :heh: never mind!

Too bad you aren't in the DC area... they have been advertising for some car models for an upcoming Trade show downtown! I think you'd qualify! Makes me wanna buy a 4-runner! Where's the damn Toyota dealership?:heh:

Ahhhhhh.... drool... OK I'm sold. When you headed to the UK? I need to order my ticket to go with ya. Bet you can get Guinness served the right way with it, can't ya... When we leavin?

What is a doner kebab... I'll bet it is delish!

if the chillis is spicy enough! I hear NASA is gonna harness my dad's spicy chilli to launch the space shuttle replacement vehicle in 2015. Unfortunately, everyone in Florida will have to be issued special oxygen/gas masks.

Yeah... but mine will happen more quickly... and more violently! CHILLI!!!!!!! I am sure I will be joining the religious thread than too. OH DEAR GOD>>> WHAT THE HELL>>> JESUS CHRIST>>> HELP ME GOD!!!!!! I'M IN HELL!!! KILL ME< KILL ME NOW!!! DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!

I think that sounded great! More women should talk dirty like this in bed.

Cincinati-style Chilli over noodles, topped with cheese, onions, beans and jalapeno peppers. Served with nice warm cornbread and apple butter. On the side, a frosty mug of draft root beer, or a nice pint of Guinness. Look like I am off to the "Hard Times Cafe, Bar and Restaurant" tonight! A little chilli, a little billiards or darts... a perfect evening.

Tortillas are just like bread to me... a no-no. I can ONLY do bread products in small amounts when they have had the SH@&* toasted out of them, and are now more like a cracker... wheich I can do in small amounts. I could have a tortilla chip, if I chew it to death, but not a tortilla. I used to love Breakfast burritos from a nearby mexican place, so now I just make scrambled eggs with cheese, chorizo and salsa.

Got a car story from a few years back. Had slipped one day coming out of the shower, slid across the floor and broken 2 of my toes... hurt like hell, couldn;t wear a shoe for 2 weeks. Finally, as they were healing, my wife was dropping me off at work (my car was a stick, so I couldn't drive it yet, due to the toes). Normall, I'd walk behind the car, and cross the street to work. That day, there was a car parked in front of her, so she threw the car in reverse, and sure enough, ran over the foot with the broken toes. I shreiked, and slammed my hands on the trunk, so she stopped the car... ON MY FOOT. I continued beating the trunk, telling her she was on my foot, she didn't understand me because she had the radio on, and after about 45 seconds, she finally turned it down, and I screamed that the car was on my foot... she got out of the car, and came over to me, and saw it was on my foot with the broken toes, started nervously laughing (she does this when freaked out) got back in the car, slammed on the gas and peeled away, leaving me there. I limped into work, and got a friend to drive me home as I was teaching and couldn't stand all day now. We had only been married a couple months, and she has apologized profusely ever since. I always bring it up when trying to get the upper hand in an argument, by saying "what are you gonna do now, run me over... oh wait, you already did that!" Then we laugh, and the argument ends. That foot hurt for months.

I don't think it is a matter of whether or not a bandster can have a hot dog... It is a matter of it only being 3 weeks post-op and the docs says she is still to be on mushies, and even if just starting solids, not the best choice for the "first" solid food, as one SHOULD move into solids GRADUALLY. I think that was the point. I'm sure many bandsters can eat a hot dog.

I wish to be at my final goal weight (between 189-199) and in size 34 pants. I'm at 217 now, so I bettre step up the exercise... it gets harder to lose at this point, I can tel ya! I want to be in 34 waist pants, because then when folks ask me how much I lost from my waistline, I can say happily... 2 feet.

You'd be way too skinny at only 100 lbs.

Mo, have you heard from P'nut? Is she on here today?

Sorry P' nut... what was that? I was ignoring you.:heh:

How about fried Spam with Cheese?

heh heh heh... It will come when you least expect it.

Every time I fart now, my left eye twitches.

I had a brain exam once, but to not damage my skull, he went in the back way. Damn, that doc had long arms.:omg:

Yeah, but what if it is a REALLY BIG MATTRESS?