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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Since I couldn't look down and see it directly for so long, I couldn't say. However, my wife has commented quite vigorously on the difference in it. Don't know about the inch per 50 though. If so, I'd like to lose another 100.:heh: -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
That is an accurate assumption. -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Without being crude, I was going to say that men have a similar situation when losing weight, as there was more fat around the "area" than I realized. This creates the illusion (or actually the reality) of a difference in size of the Phallus. (I'm trying to sound scientific) Now I'm gonna be looking for it... see what you did! Maybe ignorance is bliss! -
My daughter is actually mad at me for not having a belly. She told me she was sad, becsude she couldn't play Hop on Pop (she'd stand on my belly and jump up and down. Although I can handle it, she might step on my port, so she isn't allowed too, besides she's 5 now, and a little big to stand on myu guts). She said she also missed my belly for sleeping on, but she said she did like it that I play with her more now.:biggrin1:
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OK, Funny. I posted new pics on before and after... So, who's my lookalike now?
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
And now I know:) . Ok... Now I wonder, did I want to know?:biggrin1: TMI, maybe? -
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"Just" Paul replied to Charlif761's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Uhh... Whoa. -
I'm here. banded November 17th. Started at 371, now 223. Shooting for 189.
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"Just" Paul replied to Charlif761's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
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Vacation, Lap Band and Flying
"Just" Paul replied to ThunderThighs's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
No problems when I went flying cross country. -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
I've gotta agree. I think the door is opened on this thread. I don't like the poprocks idea either. Geez, next someone will say Alkaseltzer. -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
wha? FUPA, FLPA?!?!? -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Yes. That was it, now I remember. Wild program! -
You're brave. Watched them do those surgeries on the Discovery Channel. Whoa!
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How did you find out about the Band?
"Just" Paul replied to lisah25's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
My wife found an article about it on the web, and sent it to me. No text from her, just the article. I think she was hinting. -
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"Just" Paul replied to Charlif761's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
20 years ago, I think I was good at it. But I'm getting senile and can't be sure. -
I'm 9 months out, and down nearly 150lbs. You have to remember to work a WHOLE program... exercise, diet, couseling etc. To maximize the band, you've got to use all the tools in your arsenal. the band alone will not do it. Barring any medical complications (or other medical conditions), you can exceed the weight loss they tell ya, if you work the WHOLE program. Look at Wheetsin, Tricia, Telly, Mororless, Emilee and others and see how well they have progressed, and it is because they have pushed the envelope, working the whole thing!
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"Just" Paul replied to Charlif761's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Ahhh... idiot. Out of practice. -
I'lll have new b4 and after pics posted on Monday, as we took some good new shots this past weekend.
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Ok, it's official, I hate the grocery checkout
"Just" Paul replied to vinesqueen's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Think that's bad... I was checkingl out at the grocery store the other day, and the cashier was a pretty young girl... when I got to the register, she had... MAN HANDS, just like the Seinfeld episode. They were HUGE and burly! I swear she had hairy knuckles too. Big huge football player mits on a petite young girl. I thought she could crush my canned soup with those mitts... I mean they were frightening! Dirty fingernails, all F'ed up. Whoowee. Just thought I'd share, and make ya laugh. Everyone looses differently. Never compare yourself to celebrities with their personal trainers, and chefs etc. They also have no real life to speak of, jobs, household chores etc, so they can workout all day. -
I wasn't bitching, i was just grossed out by the pictures. Yucky, but I think I may try it myself. I'll see what my doc says.
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"Just" Paul replied to Charlif761's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Hey... I was in line at a convenience store this AM getting my coffee... And i got hit on... not only that but she was attractive and MAYBE 21? Christ, I'm almost 41. I think I haven't been hit on in public in like 20 years. I'm flabbergasted. -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Emilee... 199... WOW! Great work! I can't wait to see 199! Almost in Onederland! -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
This is one weird thread! Just when you think it couldn't get any stranger! I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Funny, I've gotta meet your hubby, he's gotta be great for a few laughs, and a couple beers! About the pron movie... I almost choked i was laughing so hard. Guess I won't try the champagne thing... don't want "Ball-burn"... sounds painful! Too much!:heh: :heh: -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
OK, can't resist, there is something called a Champagne tickler.:omg: While the woman is performing her "task", the man's testicles are to be lying in a glass of cool champagne. Never done it, but the bubbles are supposed to feel neat, and it leaves the champagne for the "performer" to improve the "taste" by occasionally lapping up some of the liquor.:hungry: Believe it or not, I heard about this on a show on HBO. can't remember what it was though.