songsmith

Glad the annoyance has faded. In the future, though, remember that no excuse is needed. If you're bitchy, it's only because your husband may doing a Bozo routine. I'm sure it's a rare occurrence.

Eep! Clown imitations are grounds for a wallop over the head with a frying pan, right? Erm, I mean bucket of newspaper shred fake water.Yep. That's what I meant. >>

An imitation certainly is preferable to the real thing, but, when in doubt, an old-fashioned, authentic seltzer bottle is the ultimate.