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Dub

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  1. Dub
    Okay.......I'm slow.....but not Rain Man slow........ Middle is the best.......for each of us. It will be my hope that all your Annie Oakley cowgirl fantasies will come to fruition............and my missionary work will well timed and on point. I hope to soon be split in two......or at least half the man I once was. Handcuffs.....okay, I'll bite. Seriously not into whips and ropes........will cook & clean and do parlor tricks............I just need a comfy pillow and a place to stretch out on when the sun goes down and my werk is done.
  2. Dub
    Not sure if there is such a thing Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Okay...........hold up..............stop the press............. Now, lemme discern this.............YOU HAVE NEVER BEE WEIRDLY TURNED ON ?????? Lawd have mercy.....so much to experience. Weird turn ons...........and submitting to their call...........is one of life's most exciting experiences. At least in my limited experience. Rocambolesco!!!! Though I'm beginning to think your experience is NOT SO limited... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Just a babe in the woods, Mrs. Mergs.................a babe in the woods. Highly limited.
  3. Dub
    Not sure if there is such a thing Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Okay...........hold up..............stop the press............. Now, lemme discern this.............YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN WEIRDLY TURNED ON ?????? Lawd have mercy.....so much to experience. Weird turn ons...........and submitting to their call...........is one of life's most exciting experiences. At least in my limited experience.
  4. Dub
    Why are you eating bananas ?
  5. Dub
    Cosmic Fist Pump to this post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So damn glad I listened several months ago and had my sleeve. Life is now able......and meant.......to be lived !!!!
  6. Dub
    We'd actually make a great couple. Our grocery budget would be nil, you'd cook, I'd watch you clean, I'd be be bossy and you'd like it. SOLD! Werks for me. The only real piece of bidness we have to hash out is who's side of the bed is whose................. And........yes...........I can be motivated to clean like a mofo.
  7. Dub
    Oh dear. I think you just turned me into a lezzzbean. Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............
  8. Dub

    Dub

    WTF is going on with the multiple updates. It's like my return button got hung up. Damn......gotta clean my keyboard more often. #watchestoomuchporn

    1. Dub

      Dub

      @OKCPirate how you doing ?

       

      Got my tickets to go see our Pirates tear into some Gamecocks. Just gotta make through the Wolfpack first.

    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Funny, just watched a video on th '91 season (it was highlighted in the Alumni email). Aww, the memories. I'm doing great. It is odd living in the land of 80,000 plus stadiums and I don't want to go to any of them because the average weight is 300 pounds...and the guys are even bigger. Rather stay at home, grill and chill. I'm doing fantastic though.

    3. TrailriderJulia

      TrailriderJulia

      Hey be careful what you say about those Gamecocks ! I own stock in that place , as much $ as I have paid them hahahaha !!

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  9. Dub

    Dub

    WTF is going on with the multiple updates. It's like my return button got hung up. Damn......gotta clean my keyboard more often. #watchestoomuchporn

  10. Dub

    Dub

    Forgive my posts today if they come across as low level and cheesy.

    1. Dub

      Dub

      I had a shytty weekend at work and busted my arse to only obtain mediocre results.

       

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      So, uhhh.... @Dub. Did you have a shytty weekend at work and did you bust your arse to only obtain mediocre results?

    3. Dub

      Dub

      How'd you divine that knowledge of my weekend experience ???? It's as if it was posted repeatedly or sumpin'

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    Dub

    Forgive my posts today if they come across as low level and cheesy.

  12. Dub

    Dub

    Forgive my posts today if they come across as low level and cheesy.

  13. Dub

    Dub

    Forgive my posts today if they come across as low level and cheesy.

    1. Dub

      Dub

      At some point...........yes...........food. I did grill today and it's was damn good if I do say so myself.

       

       

      Will do the same tomorrow......and Thursday.

       

       

      Can't help it it........it's what I do.

    2. Christinamo7

      Christinamo7

      it's too hot to grill here. but in a few weeks - I've got a bit more of that venison I've been ready to fix. looking forward to the inspiration.

    3. Dub

      Dub

      Yup. It was mid-90's here this afternoon.

       

       

      Nice and cool. I love this weather.

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  14. Dub

    Dub

    Forgive my posts today if they come across as low level and cheesy.

  15. Dub
    I, too, eat full fat everything. The only thing I really watch is sugar and carbs. Full fat tastes better, keeps me full longer and is much more satisfying. Bring on the fat and bring on the flavor!!Okay.........here I cum with the fatness.........I prefer my full fat to be protein- laden.....oh wait... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App JEEZUS!!! Don't encourage him!! Hushup, Sexy. Trying to get my groove on.
  16. Dub
    Okay.......know that I'd hit that bigtime.......and we'll call those eggs from the previous pic...foreplay.
  17. Dub

    Cheese

    Dub replied to Jesm1029's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A

    Horreychit.........a cup of cheese a day would lock my system up tighter'n Fort freakin Knox. I'd never be able to have a BM. Damn......just damn. I love the hell outa some cheese. I almost can't control myself with some proper swiss dipped in hot sauce (yes....I'm freaky that way).......but I have to slow my roll......cheese and nuts are on my "limited amounts" list. In fact.....when I think about it.....damn near everything is on my "limited amounts" list......except for Water, coffee, air and exercise.
  18. Dub
    I, too, eat full fat everything. The only thing I really watch is sugar and carbs. Full fat tastes better, keeps me full longer and is much more satisfying. Bring on the fat and bring on the flavor!! Okay.........here I cum with the fatness......... I prefer my full fat to be protein- laden.....oh wait... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App That's why I eat so many oysters........ That....or those bishes are just too damn flavorful.
  19. Dub
    I, too, eat full fat everything. The only thing I really watch is sugar and carbs. Full fat tastes better, keeps me full longer and is much more satisfying. Bring on the fat and bring on the flavor!! Okay.........here I cum with the fatness......... You seriously ARE a middle schooler. I have regressed to my finest hours..................
  20. Dub

    2nd Week Food Options

    Dub replied to NewAdventure2016's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A

    shakes. I thrived on shakes.
  21. Dub

    I feel so lazy

    Dub replied to nursegettingheathy's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A

    At 6 weeks ????? Horny, anxious, ready for change, counting the hours until my daily weigh-in....that's how I felt. Come to think of it...........10+ months later............I pretty much feel the same, lol.
  22. Dub

    Just being nosey

    Dub replied to AshNic's topic in Weight Loss Surgery Success Stories

    Said it. Smack it. Love on it. Some embrace other things...........I embrace BOOTY.
  23. Dub
    I, too, eat full fat everything. The only thing I really watch is sugar and carbs. Full fat tastes better, keeps me full longer and is much more satisfying. Bring on the fat and bring on the flavor!! Okay.........here I cum with the fatness.........
  24. Dub

    Weight Loss = Friend Loss

    Dub replied to CSchulden's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums

    Congrats on the new way of life and on getting healthy. They weren't real friends......time to upgrade.
  25. Dub

    Just being nosey

    Dub replied to AshNic's topic in Weight Loss Surgery Success Stories

    Damnrite I would. I mean.....I wood. All my pirated booty fer a ring side seat.

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