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WLS was done by me so I could better address the "big things". As I gained more leverage over my shortcomings I became less tolerant of how my wife dealt with the same. In the days since it would seem that her position is flexible yet mine is rock solid and dug in. Not sure if character flaws have been revealed in me or her..............but I'm not changing, so I guess it's on her to chose if she can accept or needs to move on and find wtf it is she's looking for. I'm a rock. Rocks get broken. I could't care less. I'm a rock.

No? How about tacos? Or chicken nuggets? That's okay though, right? Damnrite they are...............tacos are the ticket 24/7..............'specially the crunchy ones at week 3. WTF is going on with folks that have the wherewithal to arrange wls but can't divine the most basic of instructions regarding their lives an safety. I've seen less ignorance on the shooting ranges....... Idiots gonna idiot, i suppose.

I wish I could hit the "LIKE" button multiple times..........because your post deserves it. I asked my surgeon the same question........he said to not lift anything heavy for two weeks.........but to keep moving every day. He was all about the treadmill and elliptical as soon as I felt like it......1-3 weeks out.

Nilla, I wouldn't know............the only beer that I've bought since June '15 was used for chili and such. I dropped it from my menu.........hard to imagine had you known me prior to that date. Cool function you attended. My adult drink of choice is quality vodka or tequila mixed with something low cal. I definitely look like a beer drinker..............yet I'm not. I'll still tear up the insides of a taco !!!!!!!!

Disclaimer..........I've not read a single response in this thread. You are most likely already well advised on this..........I'm coming in hot.........and late, lol. What I'm about to say.....is advice I've taken myself. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!! Life is all about choices we make and the results of those choices. food is a great example. Do your thing and let others do theirs. Rock your results and be proud of that.

Well done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm very much focused on getting my Protein in......11 months out. I'm sure it will change.......bur for now my norm is to get a serving of vegetables every 1-3 days and a serving of fruit about once a week. I know this isn't the idea way to live..........but it's how I'm rolling currently. Once I get to the weight I want to live at...........vegetables and fruit will have higher priorities.

I gotta tuna taco for you!! And every time I serve them, the husband walks through the house cackling "Tuna on my plate, tuna on my date." Moron. I'm all about the tuna taco. I'm hardwired for such. I gotta tuna taco for you!!And every time I serve them, the husband walks through the house cackling "Tuna on my plate, tuna on my date." Moron. I don't even know how to respond to this. LMAO. Judge not on any dudes response to being served the tuna tacos. Weird reactions are the norm. This is exactly what I was looking for when I searched this post!! Thank you so much for the recipe! As a "newbie" I expected to see lots of healthy alternative recipes and encouragement in this thread. Instead I found some trolls enjoying "middle school humor" at the original poster's expense. SMH It's so nice to see that there are some helpful people on here. Thanks again! Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App I'm glad you like it! I love it. For the dressing you put a packet of ranch, mayo, and Greek yogurt in a food processor them add the tops of cilantro in it and blend. Add some lime juice too. You also can use a ranch packet, avocados, and lime with mayo and Greek yogurt for a avacado/ranch dressing. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using the BariatricPal App This...........just stoked my dining table boner !!! You had me at avocado, lime and cilantro. I could.....and have.........lived off such. Just gotta add garlic, s&p, onion and tomatoes and it's a done deal. Get a life really Dub. One or two tablespoons is not all that bad. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using the BariatricPal App I have a life. It's one filled with inappropriate laughter and hyooge grins. I was mirin' your recipe. Sorry.

Sounds like a righteous dude........... Operating on known sound principles and whatnot. Trust that brotha.

Much respect !!!!! Chug it down............and remember........spitters are quitters. Get yer Protein by any means possible.

I need lessons in one liners, like where do you come up with this stuff! In my next life time one liners are on my agenda! I am laughing, and boy, do I need to laugh! If I said ding dongs, ding alings, lap dances I would be booted, lmbo! Booted ? Hells no. You'd be promoted. Trust & Believe that I'm all about the tacos. You, too ???????? Much respect. I've been looking for a woman who can balance her passions for tacos and sausage. That's the women for me. It does in my world, woman.........I'm a 7-day virgin and my birthday passed during that timeframe, too. Yeah, buddy......right now......'round here...........it's all about my dong.

This is exactly what I was looking for when I searched this post!! Thank you so much for the recipe! As a "newbie" I expected to see lots of healthy alternative recipes and encouragement in this thread. Instead I found some trolls enjoying "middle school humor" at the original poster's expense. SMH It's so nice to see that there are some helpful people on here. Thanks again! Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App I'm glad you like it! I love it. For the dressing you put a packet of ranch, mayo, and Greek yogurt in a food processor them add the tops of cilantro in it and blend. Add some lime juice too. You also can use a ranch packet, avocados, and lime with mayo and Greek yogurt for a avacado/ranch dressing. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using the BariatricPal App This...........just stoked my dining table boner !!! You had me at avocado, lime and cilantro. I could.....and have.........lived off such. Just gotta add garlic, s&p, onion and tomatoes and it's a done deal.

Taken earlier today.....was about to head out to a sports bar and watch a game or two. Fat as hell.......but at least I can now see my belt buckle in the mirror, lol.

I've had Braggs cider vinegar. I tried the "shot each day" thing for a bottle. It was pre-op and didn't counteract the bs eating I was doing. I haven't resumed it post op. I work with a guy who preaches about cider vinegar like it's the Gospel. Me......I just rely on it for my homemade bbq sauce, lol.

I'd just like to set the record straight. I'm a man. Eight inches of cleavage doesn't upset me and in no way was I fat shaming. There is a huge difference between a person (male or female) doing the best that they can to look appropriate in a professional environment vs someone who overly flaunts their body. I couldn't care less if they were 100 pounds vs 300+ pounds. Once again I'm sorry if I offended anyone here. I hear ya. Understood. FWIW.......I see cleavage and I see.......................hmmm...........wtf was I saying ???? Sorry. Easily distracted dude, I am.

It ain't purty darlin', but it's how I roll. Glad it was just water you were a'spittin. I'd hate for it to be good wine or scotch. This, my dear, is a high compliment. And a fantasy of mine for the longest. You see.....I have a lap that longs for such. It's a hyooge lap, too......seating capacity for at least three, lol.

I just had surgery 9/13/16. So I know what it's like to have silly food questions pop up in your mind. This should be a comfortable place to ask these questions. There shouldn't be chicken heads running around making sarcastic comments to people who are asking honest questions. And if you cackling hens don't like my petty response to your pettiness, all I can say is don't dish it out. I'm done going back and forth with you mean women. I have a pretty fine life outside of this thread. Best of luck to the original creator of this thread. Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App She's gonna need it......tacos and all. If the hens bother you...........yer gonna hate on this cock.

Well done !!!!!!!! Doppleganger........what a cool name for a wls patient. Keep on plowing ahead !!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell that sumbitch to grow a pair and support you. If it's too hot by your standards then.....it's too hot.....period. If it's too hot to walk by your standards then......it's too hot.....period. Punkassmofo.

Like this.......???? Bamsucka !!!!!! Wait. When I say Bamsucka do I need to get all Southern accent on it? Cuz I'm not too bad at Southern, y'all. I can hide my Chicago pretty well... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App "Bamsucka" is universal....................."Damnrite" must be spoke with yer best Southernese......

lol. If I had discipline, then likely I'd have been able to do this without wls. I just try to follow the rules as best I can. A causal snack during a good movie would lead to me grazing for two hours and then the cravings for stuff would rekindle. Best for me to follow the rules and not have Snacks. One day.....years from now.....perhaps I can look back and see that I've developed discipline.

It would be an epically stupid move this soon......dangerous. Glad you came around to a better way of thinking. Let yourself heal. There will be plenty of time and occasions to enjoy a drink or two in the future.

I don't do "snacks". Movies or not.

Why stop at a single pork chop..............jump on some pizza, spaghetti and a couple Wendy's burgers. If yer gonna do it......do it up right.

Well said @@LipstickLady Well freakin' said. Too bad the surgeons can't remove our stupid when they are taking our most of our stomachs, lol.