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Don't forget those who grouse about incorrect usage, grammar or vocabulary and then commit the very sin about which they grouse. You can find it for yourselves. I shan't name names, lest I bring the wrath of @@4MRB4PHOTO upon my head: "How about people who must always one up someone else instead of letting them enjoy their moment." It can also be such fun to see them swing from their own nooses. Let's not overdo the martinet routine, though. There really are honest typos. My wrath?

How about people who must always one up someone else instead of letting them enjoy their moment. Person A) We finally were able to save up and buy a decent, reliable car as our main vehicle that is only 4 years old. Person We just bought a Corvette to cruise around in on weekends. Person A) Our child always had a difficult time learning, worked their hardest and were admitted into our state college with a $5K/year scholarship. Person Our child was given a full scholarship at (name of a prestigious school). Person A) Now that our children are all grown up, we can finally take that honeymoon vacation we never could afford and go to Aruba for 5 days. Person We are going to go on another annual 1 week cruise this summer and annual winter vacation in Aspen or Vail for a week to go skiing.

Out of curiosity, would any woman listen to Queen's song "Fat Bottomed Girls"?

Congratulations!

Since cellphones seem to be the topic of many rants, how about people who send huge, detailed texts on cellphones. I do not have a smart phone, it is a basic phone not one of the I-Phones or equivalent. It is very cumbersome to type a response back with the little slide out keyboard. It is much easier to manage an email and reply to it properly when I am replying to an email using a computer. Also, I make people aware I can not carry around a cellphone at work and the above issue of it being a basic phone, yet they still send me texts the size of "War and Peace". Back in the day, we use to call someone and speak to them. I guess I'll have to text them first to let them know I will be calling them.

Sanjumelts, if you really want to have the villagers chase after you with pitchforks and torches say you use a straw to drink your liquids.

How about people who don't respond to your questions or ask you to repeat what you said because they are hyper focused on texting and emailing on their cellphone when you are trying to talk to them? I feel like grabbing their cellphone and throwing it at their head (the way "Ignatz" the mouse threw a brick at "Krazy Kat's" head).

What "whine" goes best with deep fried moral superiority?

Sanju, Your dietary needs may be a little different than most based upon your athleticism and medical history. Eating Protein first is very important, then vegetables and carbs last. We do need a balance of proper nutrition and shouldn't totally eliminate carbs; we need to have balanced nutrition for our metabolism. Work with your nutritionist for what is best for YOUR dietary needs. You also will require more calories than a person who is a lot smaller than you and less active. Can you try to eat a little slower (make the meal last 20 minutes so it registers that you reached fullness) and chew each small piece many times. Also, maybe have a side salad with the 1/2 a sandwich? If necessary, eat the other 1/2 a few hours later. Shoot for at least 80g of good quality, lean protein a day. I am not going to take sides or clarify people's comments. But many times people's comments are meant in a positive way, even in the form of tough love. Without face to face communication with facial expressions and vocal tones, replies are sometimes misinterpreted; other times they are about as subtle as a sledgehammer.

How about people who think Copernicus (and all of the scientific community) are wrong and think "they" are the center of our universe, not the sun because they are such a narcissist. You tell them personal things, but they are too busy thinking about themselves to listen. You tell them that you are your spouse are getting a divorce and worrying how this is going to affect your children, they worry about having to make different New Year's Eve plans, since you won't be throwing a party that year. You can mention that there is a major natural disaster affecting millions of people, with many lives lost and their only concern is whether it is going to bring rain that weekend because they want to get to the beach. etc.

Here is the only example I saw where a straw should not be used.

It's me!!!!! Would it be appropriate to fill this container up with "clam juice"?

Let your friends know know you still can, you want to be there to enjoy their company. You can eat what you are allowed to at the appropriate stages and bring home the leftovers in a box. If they are doing this because they incorrectly feel you would be pressured to eat or drink, that is very nice. If they are doing this because they feel guilty about eating or drinking to excess and you are a reminder of what they should be doing, then they are doing you a favor.

Oh yeah, tell her one thing. The only thing I am going to cheat is an earlier demise by losing my excess body weight". Don't be mad at her remark. Discuss why she felt that way.

Thank you for sharing this. "I'll take certain, somewhat healthy foods, that can cause more harm than good, for $1000, Alex".

Research as much as you can. Go to reputable websites for bariatric centers of excellence, major research WLS hospitals and respected medical journals. Attend some free weight loss support groups and a weight loss seminar at a local hospital. Keep great notes. Narrow down your options and discuss your concerns with the surgeon you choose. Congratulations.

Out of curiosity is she overweight? Possible jealousy or insecurity on her part? No you did not take the easy way out. You surgically altered your stomach, committed to pre-WLS & post-WLS diets and lifestyle changes. The "easy way out" would be to do nothing, die an earlier death and have health related issues due to obesity.

Congratulations! Great job. There is less padding on your backside, so you can always get a new wider, more padded seat. Keep up the great work.

No funeral is necessary, food did not die. You should be able to eat the same foods, post surgery, in time. Just in moderation and for many foods, a lot less frequently. This is a lifestyle change, not a prison sentence.

Follow your surgeon's post surgery plan. Beer has empty calories. You may feel the affect of alcohol much sooner post surgery. Some people could have a cross addiction to alcohol post surgery. You may make other poor food choices if drinking. Old behaviors that helped us become obese need to be watched closely. In time, on occassion and in moderation. a beer, if you really want one, shouldn't be an issue. You know what is best for you, your strengths and weaknesses, what medical advice you received and will make the appropriate decision for you. Thankfully you will not be drinking it through a straw!

From the title, I thought Todd Rundgren posted. Congratulations on your surgery and the beginning of a new you.

You lost almost 70 pounds. Congratulations!

It sounds like two people aren't being themselves and need to share a "Snickers Bar".

How about people who wait on a long line, who have a few minutes to decide what they want to order from the counter but wait until they get to the counter to first read the menu. "I'll have the.....ummmmmm........ahhhhhhhh........hmmmmmm..." Lady or Sir, this is not a decision on whether you should have the experimental, high risk surgery to save your life, it is a decision over a friggin' hamburger, chicken sandwich or whatever! I would like to get home with the food for my family before they report me as missing and my photo ends up on the side of a milk container!