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@@LipstickLady No, I'm not demanding any answer. I'm demanding you tell me what I want to hear!

You can live a month + without food. You won't make it a week with out water. You just tell him that. Keep on the fluids.

@@LipstickLady No! That's not on the plan! No lettuce, no liquified snickers and no dry ice?!! Are you going to be compliant or not??!

@@LipstickLady What did I tell you!!?

Ok, unless they are serving you dry ice at the hospital (which is made of carbon dioxide) then no, you aren't going to be gassed! I'm sorry this is just too funny I literally laughed until my eyes cried. I needed that!!! Thank you. Please don't worry about that. You may have misunderstood her? She may have said chewing ice could cause you to swallow air? I don't know, I wasn't there for the conversation. Congrats on being post-op!! @@Babbs

Ooooh well use those sent beads.

At what point do you become a Veteran? I don't think I am one so I don't know if I'm suppose to be typing or not?! I've already been kicked out of the "exclusive manly room" that is basically answered by women....not that I would know that because I don't go in there....anymore. I would like to point out that my "title" says legend. So I'm basically famous. Oh I would also like to say that since I'm confused about my status at the moment I did NOT in fact read any of the responses just in case I'm not suppose to.

Can't you just wash them?

@@dlappjr I'm getting there.....

@@ojibway I would sooo wait! 6 months won't kill you AND you could use that money for plastics, a trip...something really nice to celebrate!

Finally home! Things I've learned today 1) My staff love me a bit too much, if they could kill me with sugar I would be dead. 2) I'm almost positive one of them is on here spying on me, they secretly knew I was going to be on liquids so they spoke with my mother and made a list of all the things I love and brought them to me as "gifts". 3) Now that I've thought about it number 1 should be changed to they HATE me! 4) Drinking 32 oz's of water on the two hour drive to work was a big mistake....huge! Unless I want to get up 30 mins earlier to make up for all the "pit stops" along the way that just can't happen again. 5) freaking out on the HWY and cussing at the poor Honda Civic in front of me at 3am because I really need to "go" due to # 4 is neither cute or appropriate. I even flipped my badge around "just in case" they could read my lips or even see me in the dark. God was cringing, I could feel it. 6) I OBVIOUSLY didn't make it clear to my husband that I don't want to see, smell or hear about food. (Thank you Jesus for still loving a foul mouth) Oh but he gets it now. 7) Hiding the kids Halloween candy is a traumatic experience for a 6 year old. His life pretty much flashed before his eyes when it was "missing". 8) Teach said 6 year old to make his own PB sandwich, nobody needs to smell that nonsense! 9) Always have a alcoholic beverage on hand for the poor neglected, harassed husband so he can deal with my "crazy" (liquid diet) because "Sprite alone will end us up in divorce court". 10) I'm stronger than I though! Everyone else may be feeling the pain but I'm happy as can be over here! I don't know what their problem is? I haven't killed anyone yet so I would suggest they all just stop being so horrible to me!!!! I'm winning today! NOT ONE CHEAT!!!! Now on to this H2oooooooo!

@@freemommy×4 Oh you just wait, your time is coming!

@@dlappjr I'm saving all that "sexy"for THE day! I wish I had some good before pictures but I don't have many. I hated my pictures. The few I got are from my mom. Moms love you no matter what so she held on to that crap

@@BestDayEver Aww thank you! I probably should have read that BEFORE I just wrote a status update about how I can't seem to be supportive today lol!

@@2goldengirl I should huh! I'm going to tell my husband I want a massage! But NOT one from him! I've played that little game before. I want a REAL massage and I don't want to return the favor! Returning the favor is a rip off!!

@@kranky813 Unless you were distracted by that hamburger and ran over some poor unsuspecting kid and his happy meal you don't need to be abused. It's life! You're not going to ALWAYS make the perfect choice. It's live and learn. Don't worry you will do it again so get the shock out now! Lol! Maybe not the same thing but you'll do something the "bariatric gods" won't approve of. Just don't make it a habit.

@@Ashlegal Lol! Well I'd try!

@@jess9395 We're doing it! I'm finishing rounds on my patients and heading home! I made it!!!!!!!!

@@dlappjr Dang! My legs weren't enough?! @@2goldengirl Thank you! And nothing. Working. Exciting I know!

Thank you!

Thank you all!

This is how my morning is going....nurse calls "what do you want for breakfast I'm buying"?! Me: Nothing! Get to work same nurse, " I brought you cupcakes!!! Me: ummm NO!!! Well I bought you a Carmel apple!! Me : I would appreciate it if you would just stop talking to me!!! I'll be in my office! Don't worry I'm with you guys!!

@@wannaBthinsoon Yay! Congratulations!!

Just let me say though.....if I where there and you were LRRH I would totally be this. Close enough to a wolf!