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Elode

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  1. @@Shustar Oh, Well let's hope. I really don't want to spend time in the hospital over this "exercise" nonsense!
  2. I'm going to need people to stop taking their internet job so seriously!
  3. Today is my 1 year post op! I've lost a teenager off my body. That's all!

    1. her1981

      her1981

      Awesome! Congrats!

    2. Elode

      Elode

      Thank you! WLSResources/ClothingExch I got your kitten! I heard little cries outside in the rain and went out on my front porch to find two babies! Black one and a mixed one. I will ship them both to you!!! BTW typing out that whole name of yours sucks! :)

    3. Elode

      Elode

      Shoot!! Then I forgot add the damn @! Whatever I'm not doing that again so hopefully you see this before your package show up! If not sorry boutcha!!

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  4. @@dlappjr Well I think someone should alert the president ASAP! This is not a time to play around!
  5. I am guilty as charged! Not only have I been the cause of a butt cut I've also been known to single handedly insert sticks into the anal region by words alone. Sorry........NOT sorry! "I'm just a baby duck"
  6. WTH? Did I miss something? I thought I read through but someone seems pissed and I can't figure out why? What happened with the men and women divide? It's all funny until someone kills the thread with a butt hurt! What exactly caused the hurting of the butt? Is this an emergency situation? Is it a butt cut or are we amputating a cheek? Should we alert the closet family member?
  7. @@sprocket Good luck! I'm with you, if I don't weight first thing in the morning naked I don't even try.
  8. @@Shustar Thanks....show off!! Lol! Last time I tried to jog I swear I popped a lung!
  9. My daughter wants me to go jogging with her today. Just shoot me now!
  10. Elode

    Where is everyone from?

    The "show me" state. Home of the World Series champions ????. AKA: Missouri.
  11. I'm sitting here working on my first shake of the day and I don't think I can Finnish it all. It is like going back to post-op days again. Ugh! Good.
  12. Congratulations! We share the same date! You should be proud!
  13. Elode

    First post

    @@htowngentleman Yay! Congratulations! We are just finishing up a group liquid diet week for "fun". It can be a challenge but just stay motivated and pull out that willpower and use the heck out of it! It's all for a great cause. Good luck!
  14. Sorry some of you missed out on the party. I really didn't think it through and as I said before I didn't think it would be a very popular Idea so it was a spur of the moment decision I just throw out there. @@Babbs wants to do another one in January after the holidays so maybe we can plan that one out a little better
  15. @@Big_Mama I haven't weighed yet today because I started out drinking this 32 oz's first thing so now I will have to wait until tomorrow morning. As of yesterday I was down 4.9 lbs though!
  16. @@nomorequitting It varies depending on your schedule If I'm driving to a clinic out of town my first one is at 4am, 8am, 12, 4pm. Then I go to bed at 7. That's a weird schedule for a normal person but about every 4 hours. I hope that's what your asking.
  17. Only time will tell. hang in there.
  18. Elode

    One year out!

    Congratulations!!
  19. Elode

    Best federal employee insurance

    I have BCBS Fep
  20. @@jess9395 I'm going to need Dr, prices, everything!
  21. @@bigbit It's a life changer if you just do what you're suppose to do. We will celebrate our 1 & 2 year on the same day next year! Exciting!
  22. Oh crap! I can't, I won't, oh lort it hurts not to..........nope. Winner winner chicken dinner!!! Oh but sorry you can't have that ,or maybe you can?!!! @@LipstickLady @@Babbs
  23. @@bigbit November 3rd is an awesome day! Try not to stress. It will be done and over with before you know it. Trust me I was a major flight risk. I kept telling my husband in my hospital gown, bear butt and all that I was positive we could just make a run for it and they would understand. I was sick about it. It seemed like I was in that room for HOURS and then there they all came. Wheeled me to OR. All I remember is looking around and see people in there setting up instruments and BAM I was waking up. They didn't even tell me they had administered the anesthesia. It's the weirdest feeling to know time had passed and I had no clue. Anyway, I'm so incredibly thankful that I didn't run and I'm sure all the unsuspecting eyes that would have been flashed are glad I didn't either. I'm living a whole new life now. It's like breaking out of some prison I was in. Hard to explain but you will see. I wish you all the best!!!
  24. Day 5 ladies and gents!!! I am officially 4.9 lbs down! I may emphasis on may do two more days now that I'm going to be busy again. We shall see.

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