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Uncle : "who knew this was under all that" Friend mother : "keep it up, you will now be able to get a husband" Couple : wife : "who is that?" Husband : "how do you not know, we've know her forever" Friend (on phone with her mother) : "yea, she's smaller than me now" Guys : "I always had a crush on you" me: "if you wouldn't get with me when I was fat, you're sure as hell aint getting with me now"