NJChick

Hey Butch, Congratulations on your WL so far, geepers man you've done wonderful I don't think your feeling sorry for yourself. If anyone understands how you feel its US thats for sure. No fill, no money... period! Why should you have to pay for a service they could not complete? IMHO its wrong, just wrong of them to want you to pay. I don't understand why they would have a machine that only holds 400 lbs.... retarts! Good luck in May !! Let us know how you made out.

GO KELLIE !!!! Ain't nuthing gonna stop her now. BRAVO!!

MY TURN !!! (of course its George lol) 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 26. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 28. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? 29. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 30. How is it possible to have a civil war? 31. If God dropped acid, would he see people? 32. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 33. If you ate Pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? 34. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 35. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 36. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? 37. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 38. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? 39. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket? 40. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff? 41. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

HI MOM, I'M HOME !! WHATS FUR dinner? Finally, I'm boss free for a week yahooooooo.... feels so good... almost like I just took a big dump. Okay lets seeee.... Sherry I've missed you all too... its a horrible feeling when I can't get in here and read up on whats happening with you all. How are you feeling, how goes the WL ? When do you get a fill, do you need one? Love Mom Donna, your gonna be in NY? oh boy oh boy. We will have to meet up one of these days. Are you planning on coming back up any time soon? Enjoy your trip and behave yourself now. Love Mom Kelly I'm so sorry to hear about DH and his job. I know you'll do okay, you seem to have so much faith that things will work out. Hugs and kisses to you. Love Mom Mary Mary Mary, whats shakin toots? how are the kiddies? Got any weekend fun planned with them? Love Mom Ira, where have you been young man ? Love Mom Melting Cindy, congratulations on the size 18's.. how cool is that. I can't wait to get into my OLD OLD 16's (non-elastic if you please). I think I'm right between a 18 - 20 elastic... me got a big belly How are you feeling, are you taking the meds that the doc prescribed? Love Mom Patty, garsh girl, your ex really did a number. I'm so sorry some one as nice as you are had to deal with that chit. BTW, what did you do with that ebay train thingy? ROFLMFAO!!! *evil grin* how are you feeling? is your BP lowering with the new meds? Love Mom Darcy, your hair sounds darling. I had mine highlighted for a few years but the up keep was a pain plus the $.. The salon would charge me $130.00 per visit... to much for my blood ya know, BUT it was fun to be blond... it gave me a way out of being the knucklehead that I am.. i could say i was having a blond moment LOL !!! (sorry if I've offended anyone, I'm just joking). Enjoy the cabin this weekend (thats where your going right?) Love Mom Pat, my dear.... are you feeling okay ? Haven't heard from you in ages. Are you out harleying around? Brain fart.... did you get a fill ? I miss you. Love Mom Betty boop ! hows the new job? Good idea with the trench, that will help alot. Hopfully you'll never have to see it being used eh ~ Ohh been meaning to ask you... do you make ooodles of Cookies for Easter too :guess Hope your week is going well. Love Mom Beanie babe, we're still on for Tuesday right ? I'll be ready to eat by then, thats for sure (I had a fill today). How goes the band with you girlie? how are you feeling...did you get a 2nd fill yet. Love Mom Lisa.... hows it going with you girl? Love Mom Zan.... where are you ? miss ya hon. Love Mom Gosh I hope I haven't forgotten anyone..... Whatcha all got planned for the weekend? I'm gonna do some deep cleaning b/c next week is EASTER!!!!!!! WHOOT! Okay now to surf...yeah baby ~

Good Morning, I just got back from my fill and need to do a few things. I will be right back to read and post to you all. Fluffy head poked me 2 times today OUCH. Hopefully this will help. BBL

Morning Patty, good luck sweetie *hugs* your getting closer and closer. I hope everyone is having a fun day *rolling eyes @ myself* lol. I will chat with you all tomorrow... oh yeah babeeeeeeee' Love Yah!

Happy Birthday Zoe :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2:

Yes, fills do change the amount you can eat...at least for me it did. I am going for my third fill on Friday. I'm waiting to hit my sweet spot as so many call it (sounds kinky if you ask me lol). I can still eat a decent amount. Hang in there...

Good Morning, Yes another day of inspectors....so I will chat with you later... Friday my boss is out so as soon as I come back from the doctors in the morning for my 3rd fill, I will do personals :huggie: Hang in there everyone, it seems like I"m not the only one having a hairy week. LOVE YAH !!

I tried the cinnamon bar yesterday and it was tasty except I had the worst upset stomach from the sugar alcohols.. :party: I just can't win LOLOL !!! But yes, they are good :ban:

Yikes.... hmmmm lemethink... The Missing Link Life After Band Removal

Good Morning, I just had to stop in here and say hello. My boss has told me already that I'm gonna be busy today... nice eh~ what a guy LOL I feel like sitting in the bathroom and hiding today.... and a song even comes to mind "Here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted." Talk to you all later... hugs :scared:

Boy am I late for the party .. SORRY We are having that dreaded inspection tomorrow and wednesday. So my dears if you don't hear from me you'll know why. Hopefully the boss will be so busy I'll be able to come in here and play naaaaaaaaah naaaaaaaaah !! I will do personals tomorrow (I did read up). Love you all !!! Cheerio'

Don't forget to change your clocks today :faint: :bump2:

Mutha hen indeed !!! HAAAAAAA I didn't realize it until I got up this morning at 6 AM and my PC said 7 AM.... I was like oh crap!

Revlon makes a lipstick thats supposed to stay on even while eating. You might want to check out their lipgloss as well. http://www.revlon.com/product.asp?productid=28390&mode=catalog I also remember seeing something on QVC about a lipstick that doesn't wear off.

There's nothing wrong with you so don't do this to yourself. I know its hard but try to think about the positive. I too was a bundle of nerves (shoot, who wasn't) and I tried not to think about it. Try to stay busy. HUGS and KISSES but mostly CONGRATS !!!! You can do this

Your eating less than you normally would..... cool isn't it

Good Morning, Happy April 2nd Paula you are soooooooo welcomed to come to my house and go swimming, its an above ground pool, nothing fancy but fun nonetheless but we can only go chunky dunking (thats my version of skinny dipping) after the sun goes down... don't wanna scare the neighbors. Kelly glad you were able to enjoy your chicken, I think I would really miss it if I couldn't have it. And I'm so happy your happy with your fill. Enjoy your day today Dianne, how ya feeling little chicklet? Patty I've never read that book, I came here, and talked to a few folks who had gastric bypass. Thats where I got my info from too. Its hard for me to sit down with a book.... the brain does not want to do it. I'll wait for them to come out with the movie LOL Cindy love, hope you feel better today. I'm glad your going to the doctor tomorrow, let us know what he says. Could it be food related ? I know my friend at work gets them all the time and she can be sick for days but lately she seems to be doing great. Anne, hang in there waiting for the fill. I waited 4 months... *$&% doctor. Good luck on the house and yes, I will scan some pictures some for you. This house was infested with silver fish and all sorts of gross stuff and ME, the biggest baby when it comes to bugs was running around screaming like a fool lol, it was really gross, so it was nice when we just tore it down and I knew it would be all new w/minimal bugs lol. I remember cussing in my brain at my DH because every holiday we would be at the house working and all I kept thinking was...shoot I could be at my Moms eating a nice hot turkey dinner but noooooooo I'm her building a house like a man eating a bologna sandwich. I never told him because the entire time we were building, not once did my DH complain, he always had a smile on his face....... The only time I said I wouldn't work was when we were doing the last 20 feet of walk way with paving stones, it was a hot sticky july day and I had just got my period... I was fit to be tied and sick to my stomach. I cried and said I couldn't do no more boooh hooo lolol. Trish darling, things will turn around for you, just remember things happen in Gods time, not ours. Maybe this is the time you need to think about things or maybe to count your blessings. We can't always understand why things go the way they do, but thats not our job, enjoy where you are for now and know that your gonna get a new band and that your gonna do better with your schooling.. hang in there sweetie, it will be so worth it...you'll see. Well since I did 0 cleaning yesterday b/c the Water man came at 7:30 and didn't leave until 11:15....I have to do it today. Only 1/2 a day and then its outside for me... fresh warm air aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah LOVE IT!!! Betty, Pat, Doc, Sherry, Darcy, Zan, Beanie :kiss2: Have a wonderful blessed Sunday everyone...enjoy

I was 2 weeks clear liquids, 1 week thicker liquids and my 4th week mushies... I don't know how I did it with out chewing the walls. Hang in there !!!

I'm the same way, let me know when you figure it out because I've been dying to know the answer for ...... what..... 40 years now LOL. Night time has always been hard for me. Its like when I get home after work I feel like I deserve to reward myself with food because after all, I had a long hard day. OY VEY! I just crave sugar in the later part of the day, don't know why.

OMG Kellie, you are one brave HOT LOOKING woman :eek: Congratulations on the new you and may you heal really fast. Gentle hugs to you!

Happy Birthday Keri !!! Party like the bad girl that you really are (jk) Love yah !! :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2:

Good Morning Sorry I didn't get a chance to post yesterday, we were so busy at work my head was spinning, I mean I didn't even think about surfing the web....now thats busy. We are having an inspection next week and its a biggie, so we all had our heads burried in our work lol. I finally got to read up on you all Trish I PM'd you darling. Pat, glad your feeling better.... did you get my email from work? Darcy, we bought an almost condemmed house and knocked it down and built it up ourselves... no contractors what so ever. Just me, DH and his brother. I mean we tore it down to the foundation (that was sooo gross b/c everything was rotted) and then only kept part of that. It took us 3 1/2 years before we could move in and thats only in living conditions, then it took us another 6 1/2 to finish it....I had no closets for over 7 years in that house, imagine living out of boxes for that long lolol. I'll have to post b/4 and after pictures some day. Thats why my back is shot. We did everything from the foundation on up. I can lay subflooring, plumbing, siding, french drains, you should see me on a tractor LOL, ohhh how I hate painting LOL. Then we tackled the landscaping, it was a nightmare. We did our driveway and walk ways (patio too) with paving stones...gosh that was hard work. We could not afford to live here without doing what we did, so for 10+ years we didn't go to dinners, no birthday or christmas presents, etc... thats why we had DD late in life...... but we now have a house :eek: Lets seeeeeee plans for today.... we got our pool installed on Monday and its beautiful, can't wait to swim in it. The Water trucks are coming today at 8 am to fill it. We have Well water and to fill this pool would be to much of a strain on it, so its cheaper to buy water than to replace the well if something happens. Then my DD has a birthday party at 12 to go to. But inbetween its cleaning and laundry. I'm doing crapy with my eating.... I'm allowing myself chocolate and lots of it lately.... dunno why? Not one piece but lots. I gotta get my ass moving with this weight loss, I have the tool and I'm not using it WTF. How are you all this fine APRIL FOOLS day lol :eek:

Can I please make a suggestion..... Could a board be set up titled "Adult Topics" Not everyone can get into this board, you must request access from Alex. The board can be kept invisible from new folks and the folks that do not wish to have access, but the ones who have access can see it. Or, it can be visible but you would need a password to get in...something along those lines. All adult threads and conversations can be moved to that board...yes, kinda like an anything goes board. I have been getting some pm's and emails from new/old posters saying that they are posting alot less b/c of these types of threads. This is a wonderful place and I'd hate to see it go down hill or scare people away from posting just b/c of a few threads. Personally, they do not bother me but it is scaring some folks away. Wadda think????