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HAAAAAAAA !!!! 100 points if she knocks her out cold Yup and then you can post it on the exercise thread

Beth, I posted this on the Support Board as well. I wasn't sure where to put it.

Here's a joke for you Texas Folks !!! There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Methodist church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with Gods divine will. The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back. It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter. :eek: :mad: :D :D :D :D :D

Good morning Beanie, its not a stupid thing that you did, I don't have a "calendar" so I wouldn't have checked it. And Ivan's right who the heck thinks about jury duty? You moved fast in getting a replacement and I think they will take that into consideration. Hope today is a better day for you Hey Ivan, nice to see you !!! Its sure is foggy again today, and boy is it thick. This is not good on my hair folks (not that any of you give a rats tookas lol). Well lets see, I promised myself I would get on the dreadmill tonight *rolleyes* Whats everyone doing about your diet and exercise? You behaving?

Corrine, they have got to be blind if they don't notice your 60 lb loss. Your doing teriffic, keep it up. I can understand your frustrations though, I would want to be as skinny as possible too. One thing you can do is send them pictures as you drop more weight Your really an inspiration to me. Good going on the track yesterday Whoooeeee!! Tonight my ass is back on the dreadmill. My chest still hurts but its time I get on, I'm less than 3 weeks away from surgery, I gotta start now. I'll just go slow & steady

Put a picture of who ever or what ever (meaning a sexy outfit) you want to look like on your desk. When chubsy ubsy comes walking in, keep looking at that picture

GOOD LUCK TOMORROW OCTOBER 6th Wendyr & LilAngel

Englishgordon – 5th GOOD LUCK TODAY !!!!

I'm thinking of the name 'Precious'

Oh Beanie, I'm so sorry **BIG CYBER HUG**

I'm so glad to hear things went well. CONGRATULATIONS

Ain't it the truth! Just say to yourself, if she wants to eat herself to death then thats her problem. You've come to far to turn back now and you certainly don't need her crap. Maybe you should start throwing some apples or diet soda her way lolol.

WOWEE Corrine, thats great !! I thought this thread was going to die out but you've kept it going. I'm feeling alot better and the meds are kicking in so my goal is to start back on the dreadmill tomorrow night :) :D THANKS CORRINE !!!!!

Must be REAL dark in the back of that building LOLOL !!!! I wouldn't say cute, maybe nuts but not cute LOLOL You are to nice Lisa. I'm glad you love this thread, I love it too. I wish more folks would just plop in and start chatting. Sorry to hear your puter crashed, will they fix it fast for you? How are the puppies? have you taken them to the park lately? Beanie, didn't Ira say he was going to Walmart shopping? bet he's still there Musta hit a good sale lololol !! OR, he's still celebrating his anniversary NAAAH NAAAAAAH !!!!! And speaking of sugar, why couldn't it be one of the groups on the food pyramid (like 8 - 10 servings a day ROFLMFAO !!) y'all see how I got so dang fat

Betty, thanks for the advice on not buying to much, but I think that its something that is just in my genes. No matter what I go to the store for or how much, I ALWAYS come home with to much. Just like when I cook. There's 3 of us at home and I cook like there's 33. I'm not from Texas, but isn't this cool that the three of you would meet posting in a jersey thread LOLOL !!! I believe the first two weeks was clear liquids. I really need to put together a list. Juice ? is that considered clear (well apple right?). I'm gonna research this rather than pick at you all. You know what would be nice is if the FAQ section had suggestion lists of what to get at each phase.... let me go look, maybe it does. If not I'll start one here. Beanie, hope your mom is up and at it soon. When is her spare part coming in. Good thing your mom had her spare donut when she blew out her tire LOLOL !!! Poor thing. I'm glad your fighting the insuance company. I suspect they will back down as soon as they realize your not giving up. Ohh.. whats wrong with a candybar on a stick deep fried?????? LOLOL I'd love to try one of them, a snickers bar would do nicely I guess I better get to work.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!!

Beanie thats very professional if you ask me Car pooling with the boss ICK ICK ICK BLEH !!!!!!!!!!! It won't be that bad LOLOL !!!

I like that

Good Foggy Morning AGAIN :-) Whats with this fog lately, ick. Makes it hard to have a good hair day Cindy, so sorry to hear about your parents, hopefully they will be out soon. The fair sounds cool, and so do the fried pnutbutter & jelly sandwiches mmmmmmm. I'd try just about anything and especially fried. I chuckled when you said it would be cheaper this year LOLOL, that would be me too. The smells drive you nuts going to those places. Lisa, with all the running I do you'd think I'd be a rail too. Funny how I can run and stuff my face at the same time... multitasking LOLOL !!!! Nope haven't heard from the insurance company. Guess they want us to have no fingernails left the day b/4 surgery. I can't blame it 100% on the insurance company b/c the office staff at my doctors office seem to be lacking in speed and consideration. They were not swift in sending in my information until I started screaming. For some reason they decided to keep it for a few weeks....UHHHH!!! I'm not very happy with them at the moment. Hopefully they will call and make me forget about smacking them. When I spoke to the office on Monday I expressed how I understand they are busy but that they had to understand how patience feel and how nervous this makes us. Not good for the old blood pressure ya know. Thanks for asking. Good luck on your testing on the 18th. My cold is getting better I'm down to 50 coughs a day instead of 200 LOLOL !!! How is everyone this fine HUMP day ?

Yes size matters :guess

Congratulations FRECKLES !! NOW CHANGE YOUR SIGNATURE :)

Oh you poor thing. HUGS & KISSES !!! Feel better

Beanie, just don't tie his shoes

Good luck Beanie !!! Wrong part for her knee *WHAT* good Lord, she's not a car. Poor thing.

Hi Chels!!! WELCOME

Beanie good luck with your interview !!! I'll cross every unmentionable part I can cross .... oh and my fingers too. Trish study hard now!!!! Make mama proud