1) Fit in an airplane seat, roller coaster and in any seat in Fenway Park.
2) Being able to walk a flight of steps without dying.
3) Regain my confidence
4) Not hide when someone tries to take a picture
5) Not have to approve pictures before someone wants to post them on social media
6) Be able to watch my niece grow up and hopefully find someone to make her some cousins to play with.
7) Lessen my mother's worries about me
8) Be able to look in the mirror without being disgusted
9) Shop off of the rack
10) Get out of the "friend zone" with women. Being the "Sweetest man in America" (her words, certainly not mine) just isn't cutting it anymore.