Dianechef

Kathy - The thread was locked (thank goodness!) and it now stored in LBT vault. Actually, maybe it WAS deleted & I don't know about it. I didn't request it. I opened my big mouth & look what happened. I just couldn't help it!! I have sat quietly too long.... Funny - The threads I was talking are both locked now. One of them included Kathy's lovely post. And it was a good one!!

Funny!! Go get your wine & cheese now cause there's a great thread that just started!! WHOOT!! Enjoy the show. :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

ROFL!! I love this story. It totally sounds like something I would do. Thanks for a great laugh. I'm glad you made it through. And, you lost weight too!! BONUS! I bet you're tired today.

Hey Funny, I'm seriously considering the Colon Blow. I went to the website & died laughing from the great read. Is it for real? Does it really work? Do you feel.....uh....."cleaner"? hee, hee :rolleyes

And she's back!!

:biggrin1: :biggrin1: Sorry, I changed my mind about posting this. Unfortunately, I can't change the title or delete it.

Fitter - Get over yourself. Nobody really cares anymore. You have already shown your true colors on here several times. You've lost a lot of friends with your tricks. Susan doesn't need to prove her side anymore. You have shown the world that you are missing a few marbles & the more you post, the worse you look. It isn't about Delarla anymore.....

Okay, it looks like there are a lot of people out there who are wondering what the heck was in this thread! I have received several PM's inquiring about it. I decided not to post it to the world because I really, really just want this all to die down. If Delara, Lisa Bones, aka Fitter says she is really leaving then let's just LET HER LEAVE!! I truly felt sorry for the girl until she stuck her middle finger up to everyone in her farewell speech. This post was about a thread I read that was back in 2004. Delarla was apologizing to Donali for not getting back to her sooner because she was dealing with issues of being kicked off the Bandster board. I posted this because I felt that others might feel a little comforted in knowing that this hasn't just happened with LBT. Obviously, Delarla has been through this before & isn't new to being kicked off boards. I would LOVE nothing more then to get back to talking about our bands. I mean this IS Lapbandtalk, right?!?! Not Delarla bandless Talk!! I apologize if anyone is upset that I decided to go ahead & post this. PLEASE, PLEASE know that I don't want to stir the pot, but to let this die. I just think the truth needs to be told.

Funny you wrote this because I just deleted the post before I read your response. I agree with you 100%!!

I'll be right over. Now, was that wine, or whine?!? How about both?!?!?

I just got home & it looks like I missed the whole party!! Any cheese left?!?!

Psusan, I don't know who you are, but you are full of crap! Stop hiding under your strange name & show your face.

Kare - read the thread entitled "Question for the Moderators" started by Fitter. You'll get all the updates there. Happy reading.

Very good point Paula.

Uh........I don't get it.

LBT is my second home. I come here for help & support. However, whenever Delarla, Lisa Bones or "Fitter" get on here - the entire atmosphere of this place changes. I like Delarla!! From the first time I read one of her posts, I was laughing so hard & couldn't believe the guts this woman had to say the things that she did!! However, she can get real mean sometimes. She likes to point fingers at other people who "follow" her around as she says. But Delarla really knows how to stir the pot. She writes hateful posts saying out right terrible things about people. I can understand why she was banned. When she came back on here & posted about her poor dog that died I thought that perhaps she was coming back peacefully & I was hoping that we'd get to read her funny, intriguing posts again. But, I was wrong. Soon after, there was several threads started by her that caused a war. I didn't see PSusan following her around as she says. I only saw hateful & terrible things said about her. It was very sad. I have no idea if what was said about Penni is true or not. But I do know that this board belongs to Alex & he has the right to do what he wants. I will stand behind any decision he makes. I'm sorry Delarla was banned. However, her posts were just way out of line. I will miss her whit & great threads. I wish her the best.

Hi Kare! This is quite a story. And one that is told over & over again at our family get-togethers. Basically, my car wouldn't go in reverse. I only needed to go a few feet so that I could back out. I figured I would just get out of the car & pull it towards me. So, with the door open, I stood on the ground at the drivers side & pulled the car while holding on to the door & the steering wheel. (Yes, it's a very stupid thing to do.....I get it know!!!!!!!) The car jumped into reverse, knocked me down & ran me over. The car continued to drive itself across the parking lot while I lay on the ground. Somebody saw me & called 911. The police, fire deparment, ambulance, & everyone came to my rescue. The found me lying on the ground in the middle of the parking lot with out a car even remotely close. After figuring out where my car ended up, the first guy asked me - Who's car was it that hit you? I answered - "MINE" They then asked - "Who was the driver?" In a very timid voice I said -"That was ME!" I had all the paramedics in stitches because they couldn't believe I had actually ran myself over with my own car!!! By the way, the car ran over my leg & ankle. My fat legs protected my leg, but I broke my ankle in several places. Once they took me to the hospital the first thing the nurse asked was - "What happened?" The paramedics could hardly keep contain themselves. This was one of the most hilariously, painful ordeals I have ever been in. :confused:

Honey, you left your shoes in the middle of the living room floor!! What do you mean you can't find them?!?!?!?!!!

I have had a very bad experience with hot dogs. HORRIBLE! The skin is like rubber. Rubber & your esphoagus don't get along very well. After 3 days of absolute hell I had to be completely unfilled. My pouch was swollen & I had to be on liquids for a while. If you absolutely HAVE to eat the hot dog, peel off the skin first.

I'm jealous of your 73 degree weather!! It's still 105 here in AZ!!

Hmmm...... Something's a little fishy about Fitter.

I've been banded a little over a year & have lost 65 lbs. I've been stuck at the same weight for 3 months. I get the shoulder pains when I'm full & HATE THEM!! I am tired of PBing. I can understand & sympathize with all of you. It's pretty crappy. However, I just keep thinking that I chose this & I am NOT going to give up. If the band helped me lose 65 lbs. & now I have to lose the next 30 lbs. by eating diet food, then I'll do it! I am very determined to get there!! I look at this little plateau as my body taking time to get used to the new me. Once it gets used to this weight, the rest of the weight will start to drop off again. I CAN DO THIS!! I CAN DO THIS!! (Stands up on a podium & has a determined looked in her eye) "Everyone say it with me - I CAN DO IT!! I CAN DO IT!!"

I can't believe this thread is STILL here!! 30 pages now & still goin....

I think some of these are good questions. I've always wondered if moderators got paid. If not, what keeps them here? It seems to me that it takes up a lot of time & energy. But, for what? Is there a moderator that would be willing to answer some of these questions?

Okay, I've been thinkin' about this & my life isn't as boring as I thought. 1) I ran myself over with my own car & lived to tell about it. (Yes, this is true!!) 2) I have the world's craziest Mother-in-law & yet I bite my tongue every time I'm around her & just put up with her crap to keep the peace. 3) Quit my $3,000/month job to do stay home & do a job that pays squat, but has lots of big rewards. (I'm a full-time Mom now!) 4) I went from a frumpy 260 lb. woman to a sexy lady in 1 yr. :biggrin1: 5) I found an old boyfriend on the internet & was so happy I dumped him. 6) I booked my first cruise for October to celerate our 13th Wedding Anniversary. (Supposed to go on our 10th, but hey...) 7) After 3 yrs. of marriage counseling, my husband & I finally get it!! 8) I purchased my prize posession - my grand piano!! 9) Will be fulfilling a life long dream of writing out all my music & hopefully publishing it. (I bought the VERY EXPENSIVE software & electric piano to finally do it!)