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pippinje

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  1. pippinje
    Oh! Well then! ****Walks over and bolts the deadbolt****
  2. pippinje
    Awww......so sorry....you can have my spot if you want. My picture is right beside B****. LMAO.
  3. pippinje
    Well we could go get Jim and have a threesome....LOL
  4. pippinje
    Me too! Me too! I wanna pick on other newbies!
  5. pippinje
    ***Newbie pulls out Websters and looks up "oldie". Sees picture of Wasa and LJM. Who knew?******
  6. pippinje
    My drug of choice is tequila, but what the hey! :whoo:
  7. pippinje
    I see the Charmin bear out there now taking a dump behind my tree!
  8. pippinje
    I've got plastic forks!!!!!!
  9. pippinje
    I know you are but what am I? :guess
  10. pippinje
    Hey Farmer....we could gang up and TP the oldies! :clap2:
  11. pippinje
    ***Writes down rum to remember to drink while on liquid diet because oldie said it was alright and oldie trumps doctor any day****
  12. pippinje
    Cents when?
  13. pippinje
    Hmmmmmm....can't take the heat get out of the kitchen is my motto.
  14. pippinje
    LJM, I thought it was all about YOU!
  15. pippinje
    Can we then go TP and fork the newbie's yards? Oh wait! I am a newbie!!!
  16. pippinje
    Shoot! **Tip toes away from the fridge and puts travelgirl's bra back in her duffle bag**
  17. pippinje

    And so it begins....

    pippinje replied to anonemouse's topic in Rants & Raves

    Can't beat that with a stick! As long as you are doing what makes you happy, then all's well that ends well. Hopefully you will get through the end of the semester with very limited hair loss (cause if you are like me when the stress levels rise I am literally pulling my hair out).
  18. pippinje
    Oh! Oh! Oh! Let's have a sleep over and give each other mani/pedis! Then we can do facials and eat tubs of ice cream right from the bucket! :clap2:
  19. pippinje
    ROTFLMAO. So true!
  20. pippinje
    You're RIGHT! Listen know-it-all oldie, I rebuke thee! ;)
  21. pippinje

    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    pippinje replied to TerriDoodle's topic in The Lounge

    Mine tend to shrink as I lose weight. Good thing too or after I get lap band I might be top heavy and be a living Leaning Tower. :whoo:
  22. pippinje
    What? What you talkin about Willis?
  23. pippinje

    Spanking

    pippinje replied to skmsu's topic in Rants & Raves

    LOL. I know exactly what you mean. The law isn't strict enough on those who cross the line, but then wants to repress those who don't. Nothing is perfect, eh? (threw the eh in for green )
  24. pippinje

    Spanking

    pippinje replied to skmsu's topic in Rants & Raves

    But there are laws in place for child abuse. This bill is being presented for the intention of making any corporal punishment to a child illegal. Don't get me wrong. No one else can lay a hand on my child, not her daycare, not her school, no one but me and my husband, so I take my duties as a parent very seriously. But a swat on the but is nothing compared to killing a child. Some people are just sick individuals.
  25. pippinje
    I will second that. Last I saw there was a thread started by a newbie intended to aggrevate the "oldies", not vice versa. BUT THAT IS JUST MY VIEW ON WHAT HAPPENED.

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