pippinje

That's how you tell? Well damn! I am pre-newbie because I won't be banded until January! :faint:

I am telling! You guys like a newbie! I am going to spread the word! It will just ruin your reputations!

Be my guest! I made it for the "group".

Shoot! Nothing was brinin the bling! Whatcha think guys???

Something just wasn't right about a town full of male smurfs and little ole Smurfette.

ANYTHING YOU WANT SILLY! :heh:

Can we do 70s next? I do love my tie dye!

That's ok. Eat 1/4 cup and it will absorb the tea.

ROTFLMAO! I just stated the obvious: All the time. He then asked when we were going to go out. I then again stated the obvious: When you ask me. Im's off on Sundays. The rest is history!

I know what you are all thinking! And no! You can't have him too!

Where were your inspiring words of wisdom when my husband walked drunkenly up to me the day we met and stated, "Has anyone ever told you that you have big boobs?"

Bring it on!

pippinje say wha?

50s??????? I call dibs on the pink poodle skirt!

Awesome! My new SN will be OLDIEWANNABE.:tired

The next time is for the benjamins baby!

Well dumbass was reserved for someone at my work....but ok.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Can I harrass you? I need some stress relief!

And they say the first time marry for love. What do they know? :heh:

damn Farmer. Another annoying newbie question. Get with the program!

ROTHLMAO!! That was brilliant!

LOL...well my DH has SOB covered.

Is this a secret society or a sorority? Are we going to be hazed?

:faint:I had a horrible customer at work today and just had to get it off my chest. It began with him requesting a supervisor: me. Next began me trying to explain his account and why what he was asking was impossible and while asking him questions to find out how I COULD help him he begins to tell me I am not a supervisor..blah blah blah :tired You're kidding me right? Like I have nothing better to do than "pretend" I am a supervisor. Me: (politically correct response) Sir, please let's not be disrepectful and keep this professional. I would really like to assist you with your account today. Sir: blah blah %^@#%*^$% blah blah %$@^(@*$% blah blah blah :embarassed: Me: Sir, if you continue with that language I will not be able to assist you today. Sir: blah blah blah I am YOUR boss you F'ING B****! :eek: Me: *click* Said sir then calls back in and speaks to someone and tells them that he knows that "my name" is there and he wants her to tell me I am a STUPID B****. Her(politically correct response): Sir, I cannot do that. It is not appropriate. Sir: Put her on the phone I will tell her myself. Ugh! Who pissed in his cheerios this morning? *****DISCLAIMER: These opinions are mine and mine alone and do not represent anyone else's but my own. ******