CandySmooch

Yes its grand we can talk about puking on ourselves and what not - LOL Well just an update - the puke smell disappeared on its own after a day - I went ahead and febrezed it anyway, but no more puke smell - thank goodness - still waiting for the boyfriend to ask me why I threw the shirt away when he empties trash - LOL

way to make it happen bigbelliekellie! now how are you going to change your username when your bellie isn't so big anymore?

thanks - i kept trying to pull up the ING Direct but it wouldn't let me - I'll try again later -

don't worry you got me too delarla - I didn't read any of the other posts till aftewards and I was pretty freaked out until the baboon popped up!

I've been contacted - they need me to go into immediate hiding - comin to Vegas to your location DeLarla - roger doger - agent 1031 clear over and out

P.S. getting strange looks from others while I'm driving in my car with spaghetti strainer & dildo strapped on top - i think they've got the proper decoder and arn't letting me in on the real deal - just enjoying my freakish head gear - P.P.S. - must find a new decoder - just caused a 10 car pile up on Interstate 70 - I think they're going to find me now.

I've been receivinig mixed messages through my radio in the car - I know they're trying to contact me, but I can't seem to get the message - I'm missing the proper decoder - my spaghetti strainer with my dildo strapped to the top doesn't seem to be doing the trick.....think I'll try something else..............

1. What is your name? CandySmoocher 2. What color shirt are you wearing? work clothes - dockers & polos - yuck! feel like an Applebees waiter 3. What are you listening to right now? silence 4. What was the last thing you ate? cheetos 5. Do you wish on stars? Yes 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? PINK 7. How is the weather right now? COLD & CRAPPY 8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? MY FRIEND LOLA 9. Favorite Sport? NASCAR 10. Favorite drink? ELECTRIC LEMONADE - YUMMY! 11. hair color? WHATEVER SUITS MY MOOD THE DAY I'M AT THE HAIRDRESSER 12. Eye color? GREEN 13. Siblings?1 brother 1 SISTER 14. Favorite month? OCTOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR 15. Favorite food? Italian!!! 16. What was the last movie you saw? THE LONGEST YARD (WASN'T THAT GOOD) 17. Favorite day of the year! HALLOWEEEEENNNNNNN 18. What do you do to vent anger? BITCH TO ANY FRIEND WHO LISTENS! 19. What was your favorite toy as a child? FUNNY, A TOY COMPUTER 20. Summer or winter? FALL 21. Hugs or Kisses? YES PLEASE 22. Favorite ice cream flavor? DOUBLE chocolate BUNNY TRACKS 23. Restaurants or home cooking? HOME COOKING 24. Will everyone care enough to respond? WHY NOT? 25. When was the last time you cried? LAST WEEK 26. What is under your bed? NOTHING 27. How long have you been a member of Lapband Talk? JUNE 05 28. What did you do last night? WENT TO dinner, WALMART, HAD SOME FRIENDS OVER & WATCHED A MOVIE 29. What are you afraid of? NOT EVER BEING TRULY LOVED BY A MAN FOR WHO I AM - WHAT IS THIS ANYWAY? 30. Favorite car? JEEPS 31. Favorite flower? PINK CARNATIONS 32. How many keys on your ring? 3 33. How long have you been at your current job? 6 YEARS SINCE I WAS 19 34. Favorite day of the week? FRIDAYS 35. What did you do on your birthday? Went out to dinner with family 36. How many states have you lived in? 3 37.How many cities/towns have you lived in? 8 38. What is your favorite form of exercise? SHOPPING FOR ANYTHING 39.Your favorite store for bargains? Online shopping with free shipping 40. Wasn't this fun? Yes

aww when i click on your link it says under construction ........boo hoo

i cheated last week too - i was just too ashamed at my non-exisiting will power to post it

Well everyone, I think I was too excited and jumped the gun too soon by cancelling my fill as it seems I haven't lost the 5lbs I thought I did. Arn't you supposed to weigh yourself in the mornings as your true weight? Well after I got a new scale since the first one body fat % wasn't working right - that second scale I bought and brought home 1 day after the 1st one said I was at 285 - the same I weighed at my last Dr's apt. so yesterday I weighed myself in the morning and it has me at 283. Think I'm going to re-schedule that fill soon and change my ticker to 283 instead. I'm just looking for some consistancy here! I was so happy I dropped 5lbs then a different brand scale has me at 5lbs heavier........grrrrrrrrrrr............how's a girl to know?

Speakin about people freaking out. One time I was at work and my partner (we're 911 dispatchers) was sitting at the console across from me with a connecting table between us. I'm a chapstick freak and I use it all the time, after I got done using it I set the little tube on the table and I didn't even notice that it had started rolling across the table until my big gay partner screamed like a big girl and jumped out of his chair!! I was like what the???? Then I saw the tube slowly but steadily rolling towards him on the table -----talk about a freak out!

LMAO - well I normally don't have any problems with bread whatsoever as long as its not dry bread. I think I took advantage and ate to fast even though I took small bites and waited and it was also the first thing I had tried to eat that day. It was just sooo weird to spontaneously puke like that with no warning or symptoms! I've never in any situation just threw up without knowing it was coming. And yes this lesson will now last forever! It was all I thought about when we went out to dinner last night - I took each bite very slowly as I just remembered throwing up on myself with every bite - I totally did not want to do that in a restuarant - it was soooo embarrassing just to myself let alone if Jon would have been in the car with me!

Maybe that's why it didn't go down - I didn't have anything to dip it in - but nothing felt stuck at all which was what worried me - that there was nooo warning - just up it came and it wasn't all just re-gurgtated food because it smelled like "puke" then again on other times I've thrown up it was in the toilet so maybe it all smells when you throw it up on yourself.

I have a total of 123 to lose - have lost most likely around 13 so I have 110 to go - count me in as a member - I'm also a member of the slow loser club too. yea!!

How about this one? I only know this because I accidentally did it to another co-worker - she couldn't stand the smell of burnt popcorn and I had a bag of it in the trashcan next to our 911 consoles - after she sat down at my console behind me she mad a big to-do about the offending odor of burnt popcorn - so apparently it really bothers some people - I suggest burning a bag of it to the point of damn near catching fire and then drop it into her trash can discreetly - if you can hide some other things on top of it so she'll have to dig to find it.

I have read of some people even being safely filled up to 5cc in a 4cc band due to problems with restriction also. Not unheard of at least by me - in fact one patient of my surgeon is filled to 5cc - and my surgeon said he was comfortable filling it that full but not anymore than that. Nice to know in case I ever need to get that far. Keep us updated on how your doing!

I indulge in the occasional full flavor coke about once a week - I usually only drink about 1/2 at a time as it does become slightly uncomfortable from the bubbles - for me it feels like I have a big belch that won't come out - so I make sure I don't drink to that point - so far no problems.

i doubt any of the apetite suppressants or fat burners are good for you. mostly chemicals to alter your body and probably make you worse off in the long run - I did metabolife for over a year and i'm still screwed up from it

I too am banded and have yet to turn the hunger off. In fact just today I was thinking I should get another fill because I'm hungry all the time! I have 1.5 cc in the band but an hour or two after eating a meal - I'm hungry again - its sucks because I'm really trying to stick to the 3 meals a day! I eat until I am "satisfied" at least thats what I think I'm doing - the hunger pains go away and I've got something in my belly and I ate about a cup of food, but then 2 hours later I'm hungry again! I hope it won't be like this forever - I have ok restriction - I could use just a little more fill, but I really should be ok where I am at - so its got me a little worried.

thanks for lifting me up - sometimes its soo easy to forget how sexy we really are - I like to shake my naked ass in the mirror to the radio in my bathroom and then I giggle thinking about what other people do in the privacy of their own bathrooms - it makes me feel sexy even though I know I look silly

www.eharmony.com - it's Christian based and you take this big long quiz about yourself and they match you only with others who would be compatible and its all technical - but I know of some who have really good luck with it - in fact I was doing it for a month and having good luck until I met my boyfriend and if for some reason him and I don't work out I'll do it again - they match you based on the major things that successful realtionships need - and you can set up your own regional area on how far you want to travel etc. I just did a local region that gave me matches up to 150 miles around my area. Its kind of expensive - but well worth it!

yes i watch it, but after last nights episodes where the guy worked his ass off all week and didn't lose anything - I don't like how they do the weigh in - that dude definately was building some major muscle mass but because he didn't LOSE weight it hurt the team - the show is heart breaking how I still feel they are hurting themselves mentally - that guy was soooo heart broken - and I just wanted to pick him up and say yea but look at you! you could see the defintiion of muscle he was gaining - i just think they don't judge it right by weigh in only - what about body fat %'s and lost inches etc - there's just so much that goes into getting healthy besides just getting the pounds off - that said I will still watch it - I just wish they'd judge it differently

I liked Dr. Hoehn too but he didn't accept MX patients - I love Dr. Malley too - he is great - can't go wrong either way - for some reason I just didn't get a good vibe from the female doc Dr. Waniesky - but that was just a personal vibe - not anything else. best of luck to you all - keep us updated!

i was self pay - and was scheduled within 2 weeks of first inquiry with the surgeon