Fanny Adams

Woot woot for the hottie hot boys :laugh: Where would life be without free perving opportunities, eh? Boring! That's where it'd be!!

*waves to kc* Hi there :tt2: I'm at work in the middle of the day, so reading snippets here and there but only able to make quick posts before it gets obvious that I'm not actually working :laugh: hehehe

Thanks Glouc... I think! :thumbup: And of course, now I have to go find the chicken thread!! *edits* Okaaaaay... I found it! Wow, just wow...

Okay, someone link me to the ghetto thread! I missed the other thread that you were all talking about too - probably because I rarely read anything on this site outside of this thread, these days.

I wouldn't call that bad! I'd call that LUCKY YOU!! :smile2:

OI!!! You can't just slip that in like that!! DETAILS PLEASE!!! And CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

WAIT!!! WHAT???? WHEN? WHERE??? WTF??????? Goes back to look...

Now THAT's unusual!

Chris is in the process of rebuilding my computer, so I'm posting on my laptop and chewing my nails. He rebuilt his last weekend and all went well, so I have every confidence that he can do mine too... really I do... absolutely... I'm not nervous in the slightest... uh uh... not even a little bit!! I've backed up all my data to CD. I have the disks for all the software I need to reinstall... this will be fine, just fine... chews nails...

PJTP: I am OVER winter!! This has been my first real winter in 4 years, as I've spent the last 3 of them doing Fly In/Fly Out to the far north of Aus, which doesn't have a winter season. It's COLD down here!!! Okay, you guys are all used to snow and stuff, so you'll probably laugh at what I call cold but our houses aren't built for it and we don't have the clothes to cope either. It's been down as low as 2C (35F) in the overnight minimums and although the maximum says 20ish C (68F), it's been stormy rains and wild winds and FREEZING!! I got my feet wet at work this afternoon and my toes turned into iceblocks! I want my lovely warm northern Dry Season!! *wahhhhh waahhh wahhh* *Edits* It is also really weird to actually feel cold again. For so long, I've always felt way too hot, and was only really comfortable when it was really cool like now. But I've taken my fat blanket off and now I'm really feeling the difference! I've had an extra blanket on my bed and been resorting to the old hot water bottle at night!!

I agree that breakfast is the important meal of the day! My personal favourite is: 1 poached egg 100g baked Beans in tomato sauce 50g canned mushrooms Stats: Cals 178 Fat (g) 5.5 Carbs (g) 24.1 Prot (g) 11.9

You need to get a copy, Beth. The facial expression alone is priceless, let alone the actual pose! :scared2:

Ha! Nice try, but no cigar! And where are your semi-nudes, eh? I went looking but could only find the beach pics. What's with the pea green soup in the ocean? EW!

Thanks folks. It's nice to know I'm not alone in my weaknesses. The worst part was that I've been on an Optifast kick for the past week or so, and it was ridiculous drinking Optifast for breakfast and lunch and munching on chocolate in between. I worked out why my self-control was quite so low though - ToM arrived in the afternoon and we all know that chocolate and ToM are just made for each other, hehehe. I ended up feeling really sick from eating so many (would have eaten probably 200g!) and my tummy hurt badly, so I went home from work, which at least got me away from the temptation. Still feeling poorly this morning (just cramps), so not going in today either. Going to spend a lazy day in bed and/or pottering on the computer. Ebony, so sorry to hear the situation at work isn't improving. I really hope one of the new jobs works out for you soon. G4E, I hope your back feels better soon. Try to keep up with the chiro - they usually do offer good relief.

I just went out for a walk instead of eating lunch, coz I feel sick from eating so many chocolates :thumbup:. I should have eaten lunch early and then maybe I wouldn't have given in to the temptation... but then again, maybe I would have scoffed them anyway AND had lunch to boot! I'm not going back in that drawer though, coz I feel ILL! :thumbup:

HELP!! I have been holding risk assessment meetings with some of the blue-collar workers at my company lately and, as they usually HATE coming into the office for meetings, I've been "bribing" them with chocolates and sweets on hand during the meeting times (don't laugh, it works!!) My problem is that the meetings have finished and I have two large tupperware containers full of lollies in my desk drawer and guess who can't control herself? I was going to take them home last night so that I wouldn't have to face temptation at work, but figured I'd be even worse about giving in at night. I don't want to throw them away - not only are they expensive (and paid for out of my pocket) but I will be holding more meetings next week so will need them then. Problem is, I don't think they'll last that long if I don't manage to keep my hands out of the bowls :thumbup: How do I stop dipping into these?? *smacks own wrists* ARGH!!

*gets her freak on* At least the nekkid bonfire part was fun... coz the offer wasn't so much :sad:. He was a genuine buyer but couldn't come up any higher than $20K below my lowest price and I just can't go down lower - it would mean I couldn't buy and do the work I want to do at the next house, defeating the entire purpose of selling... The good news, however, is that there is another potential buyer who looked at the house twice on the weekend and is coming back tomorrow for another go... and apparently have already driven past and taken photos today. Sounds like they're keen, so fingers still crossed that they can find the asking price money...

Woot woot!! Can I come to the nekkid bonfire dance?

PJTP: I have a potential buyer viewing my house for the second time this afternoon... wish me luck, peoples, coz I am SO over having my house on the market!

ROFL!! I'd have been reaching for the extra big scary needles to sew him up after that little escapade... not to mention the 10" needle for the tetanus jab!

ROFL! I think you're going to have to be less "inoffensive" and less obscure at the same time, coz I'm having difficulty working out what you mean by "being in the "lip serviced" position". If you're talking about giving head, there are lots of different positions you could be in to give that, many of which won't involve crunching up the stomach muscles. If you're talking about getting head, ditto... More information please!! LOL!! Basically, anything that puts pressure on your stomach muscles (by crunching them up or stretching them) is going to hurt a little until the muscles have healed up properly. You'll probably find that the pain persists for the longest where the port is stitched onto your abdomen wall. However, once all the healing is done, you should be pretty well right for any antics you can dream up. Of course, if something turns out to be uncomfortable, don't push it! HAVE FUN!!

:thumbup: Take care, G4E! I hope things start to look up for you soon. *sends good joojoo from DownUnder*

LOL!! Wouldn't you like to know?? :biggrin: *encourages speculation* hehehe

Yeah, but you have the full picture, not the cropped down version I use for an avatar :biggrin:. Do you think I should answer Susan? :smile2:

PJTP: I have 5lb to go to get to the 100lb lost mark!! I'm so close I can taste it!! I've been back on Optifast for the last couple of days, because I just couldn't seem to stop myself snacking when I had "open license" to eat from the cupboard and fridge. I plan on sticking to the Optifast plan (1 shake for breakkie, 1 shake for lunch, 2 cups cooked veges for dinner) until I lose at least 5kg (about 11lb). After that, I'll go back to the normal bandster eating plan for a month, then do another Optifast stint, till I've lost my 10-15kg that I need to lose before my op in December. Even though I'm finding it difficult to find the discipline to lose quickly when eating on the bandster plan, at least I know that I can maintain fairly easily (coz that's what I've been doing). It's also a real bonus that I can stick to the Optifast MUCH more easily than ever I could in pre-band days. I just seem to do better when I force myself to be strict as anything a la Optifast. If I allow myself to choose my own menu, I gradually add more and more and snack in between, till all the loss stops and I start to yoyo again. NOT THIS TIME!!