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smatyas

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  1. Anyone as happy as I am that Romney won last night?
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    American Idol '08

    let my peopllllllllllllllle gooooooooooooo! That was my favorite from last night!
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    American Idol '08

    2 hours tonight!
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    APS Band FILL protocol

    I picked up the information from Allergan at the American Society of Bariatric Surgery conference last year... Hope it helps!
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    American Idol '08

    AI is starting next week...
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    APS Band FILL protocol

    I have the manufacturers fill protocals for both of the Advanced Platform bands... APS Total Volume 10 cc Volume at surgery - 3cc approx Suggested first fill - 1cc Subsequent fills - +/- 0.5cc APL Total Volume 14 cc Volume at surgery - 4cc approx Suggested first fill - 2cc Subsequent fills - +/- 0.5cc Pulled directly out of thier book.
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    American Idol '08

    It is only a few weeks away now...
  8. Anyone see the new AP poll? ap_pewpoll_candidates?
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    Unique Gifts for Christmas

    I am curious if any of you went outside of the norm during this holiday season and got someone something unique. For Christmas this year I purchased my wife a 1 square foot parcel of land in Ireland. (she is really into everything Ireland)
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    ex-wives are bitches

    Before my wife and I were married (but we were living together), her mom tried to make us sleep in separate rooms while we were there. We just decided to stay somewhere else. That may be the best option for you... That whole issue stinks.
  11. Thue, but there has been no animosities or derrogatory comments so far on who people have chosen.
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    Glowing Cats!

    I think they should do that to field mice... Create a good 100,000 glowing deer mice and let em loose to mix with the regulars so offspring would have the glowing gene. Then they would be easier to spot when they get into your house in the middle of the night and scurry around. It would be funny to see a little glowing mouse in the middle of the night chased by a cat. It would be like using a pen light with a dog.
  13. so many people here and so little votes...
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    Glowing Cats!

    It would be nice to have a glowing cat for those nights the power is out and you really have to tinkle in the middle of the night... let the cat out all day long and let em charge up then bring them in at night. They would never be able to sneak up on your normally unsuspecting toes in teh middle of the night.
  15. lol. Now THAT is funny.
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    Unique Gifts for Christmas

    I did extra research last night and found you can purchase property on the moon, mars and 1 square inch of property in all 50 states.
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    Unique Gifts for Christmas

    Nice! I purchased the plot o land at www.buyireland.com It was a cool $49.99. They send you all the legal documents with pictures etc. One of these days I will "take her to our property in Ireland" for vacation!
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    Cell Phones in Movie Theaters

    Personally I'm not a big fan of crying babies in theaters...
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    LBT Las Vegas Event

    Thanks WasaBB... I'll be sure to run my next one by the think tank first.:help::ranger:
  20. Internet "Tabloids" sure are interesting. I wonder if they have a team of people sitting around a room without windows with darts and a bunch of misc. garbage up on a board... Next headline will be "Nostradomous and Britney Spears Elope in Vegas"
  21. Did anyone see Obama dance on Ellen? Reminded me of what it would be like for Carlton from the fresh prince to teach his dance to others with no rhythm. (like me):faint: In fact it went something like this... :whoo::scared::eek::eek::eek::whoo:
  22. I think people are reluctant to vote... It's too bad that people feel like they cannot vote a public poll such as this for fear of backlash. I hereby designate this thread a "No Abuse" thread.
  23. lol @ moonbats. I wish more people would chime in on this. I would like to see who, according to LBT members, will be the next big cheese.
  24. Mild conservative here... While I don't agree with a socialist healthcare system (IMHO it is the first step to becoming the USSA) I do agree with extreme case abortions.
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    Teenage Girls Drive Me Nuts!!!

    I would contact the school and make them aware of the situation so they can keep an eye on it. That is as far as I would take it... If you raise to much of a stink, or involve the police, etc; chances are you will alienate your daughter even more and piss off the girls that are causing troubles more than they alreade are.

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