This is definitely my candidate for the best joke of year:
On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor guy. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said 'I am not happy'
I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'
That's when the fight started...