Sarahjane79

I was, I can start the diet I was on 2 weeks prior to surgery today. So I can do protein drinks, yogurt, sf pudding, etc. I'm breaking the rules my nurses in the hospital gave me, and I'm gonna use the gas x my dad got me. I can't take this much more. There are so many sounds coming from my belly, but no farts or poop. The sounds and feeling in my belly is like when I'd know I was gonna liquid pee, before surgery. Haha. What in wouldn't give for that right now.

I do have the best dad! Me either! Cause hopefully by then I'll have farted. Or pooped. You should hear my belly right now. You'd think I could do some liquid poop with the way it sounds Uggggg.

I'm so so sorry they're stupid exlensive! My dad spent $117 on my rx's yesterday. What. The. Fuck. Hah.

Yeah, the liquid lortab was $92. But I couldn't imagine not having it. These gas pains are ridiculous. I walled around my house for an hour last night, and about 45 minutes this am. They just don't wanna vacate my body. Argggggg. I built a bed on my couch, I the corner of my sectional. I've got like 5 pillows behind me, so I'm kinda propped up like I was in the hospital. definitely helped me sleep on my back. Cause I'm like you side sleeper 4 lyfe. Hahah I'm glad you're feeling better!!

I think we can blame it on the fact we're all on some type of pain meds! Like right now i have to focus real good to not see 2 phones... haha

So in a week what do you progress to? Mushies?

When do you get foods???? I mean, what can you go to in a week?

Yeah. I'm hoping those protidiet drinks still taste good!

I'm allowed yogurt tomorrow. Pretty much I can go back to what I was doing pre surgery, just have to be more diligent about the no chunks what so ever in my soup and stuff. It'll be interesting. I tried jello this am and it was terrible.

Took a shower. Feel much better. Gas pain still there, but liquid norco or whatever I have is amazing. My roommate has some ick that has made her tonsils huge. I shared my drugs and we're both high as kites loving life. Hah. I'm home and fairly comfy on my couch. So much better than a kitchen table chair at my dad's.

Pain meds made me fall asleep and hit send again when my dad startled me awake. Haha

The mental picture is making me laugh. On the inside. I laughed earlier and it hurt sooooo bad! Haha. Bed time can can be now?

Finally home. Still haven't passes gas or pooped. I'm so damn bloated, it sucks. Lol but hopefully being at home and taking a shower will help. Besides that, I'm doing pretty good. I just really want the gas or whatever to go away. Like I wish I could bend over or something. I've even had 2 fingers up my butt, and some milk of magnesia. Nothing. But. I know it'll get better, so I just keep telling myself that over and over.

I'm still at the hospital. I decided to stay one more night because it hurts bad after taking my half ounce waters in 3-4 sips. And I haven't been able to pass gas or poop. Hah. The gas pains are soooooo uncomfortable. Waaahhh. Hah. But other than those 2 things, I'm actually doing really good. Just wish I could have a couple good farts. Bahahahah.

I will. I just got another finger up the butt. And still nothing Is moving. I just wanna pass gas or poop! Haha. My roommate has been fartin all day!

How did you even reach your butt hole?! I can barely reach to wipe after a pee! I have to out a foot up on the seat to wipe. Lolz

So I just took a nice walk, and for the to first time, got back into bed on my own. Holy sh!t that's hard to do! IV, call light, pillows everywhere... but I did it. It hurt, but I did it.

Yeah. I told her I guess this is what I have to look forward to in a couple years. Oh joy.... haha

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Yes we did! Are you home or still at the hospital? And I'm tired too. But I think it's from the pain stuff. And I just walked, and getting into a hospital bed with an iv a call light and other stuff is really hard. And hurts. Hah.

Apparently! It was even a poor student nurse who had to stick her finger in my butt. I felt more bad for her than I did for me or my butt. Hahah

I'd totally do It again too. I just have have a weird spasm feeling like my stomach is pushing upwards for a second. Totally weird and hurts. I figured I didn't know how many liquids I'd get in at home so I (and my roommate , she has the same issues) decided to stay one more night. But I'm doing good. I just wish I would fart already! My stomach isn't even making noises, and I have a finger of suppositories up my butt. Lolz.

So I was going to go home today, but I'm staying one more night. It hurts to sip the teeny tiniest sips of water, and I still have yet to pass any kind of gas. They even gave me a finger up the butt with supository stuff on it. Hahahahaha. But other than that, I'm doing really good. Tired, but good.

It's not been toooo bad. The gas pains kinda suck, so does the nausea. But if you ask, there are a few things they can give for nausea. But all in all, it hasn't been terrible.

Yeah. Easy way out my as5. I mean, minus the nausea and gas pain, I'm doing pretty good. But f them if anyone thinks it's easy.