life_after_gastric_bypass

Lmaoooo in due time with our new gift we will learn the unimaginable things we can do lol

Yayyyy congrats on your new life change, so excited for you. As you come into your new body, we give you the gift of gas....with this gift comes great responsibility...promise to do only evil things and pranks with this gift....also use in elevators and point at someone else when you OUTPUT....this is not a. Punishment it's a gift and soon we will run the world

Music I like your thinking You know I got to thinking this afternoon - before we take over the world we should invest in a gas mask company. We might as well make a smart investment since we know what the future holds! LOL this is so true!

Lol

Music I like your thinking

Hw-301 Cw-171 January 9, 2013 new life change. 11lbs to goal

Hw-301 Cw-171 January 9, 2013 new life change. 11lbs to goal

Some people,will say what we have in these deadly farts are a gift and a curse (evil laugh) All I know is this....I can clear a crowded room and believe it will come in handy if ever I am in the DMV office, or what if I am in a shopping mall and the line is really long do u know how many people,who will run out of line while trying to find out what the smell is which means I will be at the front of the line,lol Not to mention it comes in handy during an argument at home....I know this may seem hard,to believe but I am not also right. (insert laugh) but when I'm not...gas comes in handy to end the debate.... My WLS family, I think we may be on to something good here lol

Your welcome:) our journey's have many ups and downs, and it is so good when we can share our same experiences and get a good laugh out of it...who would have thought farts, gas, and smell would be a topic we would laugh about. some days I feel like the green little power puff girl with a unique power...lol

awwwww be careful laughing ....but I swear it's all the truth lol

Ok thanks checking now

I agree, I have to say I like the fact that I can clear a room in 1.5 second after gas....lol

I will look into it, thank you...did u get it from a pharmacy or like a supplement store? .. I think my family have become immune to it....but if my oldest has company she's like mom please no surprises...hahahaha

I had gas prior to surgery few farts here and there but since surgery I feel like I have no control. Now when I pass gas not only does it smell like a zombies insides, it's loud and long, some days when I try to ease it out POW it comes out like a raging bull.... One day Before winter came, I was walking in front of this guy...so I decide to add a little shake to my walk...what was that for...every step I took all u hear is pop,pop,pop,pop, I started to walk a little quicker because I was embarrassed and I was sounding like my own American bandstand. Sighs... I give new meaning to pull my finger lol

Welcome and good luck on your journey

Hey Cruz, glad to hear your doing better, wishing u a speedy recovery!

Same here, I love seafood and it's not to heavy in my pouch

I know that's right.....well keep it up we will rock this one pound at a time!

How many did you get down? I love some crab but afraid I couldn't eat enough for the price lolI know it is pricey, but my pouch loves it and believe me I eat it often...lolPlus tilapia, salmon omg it's good to find something u enjoy. 1 bag will last maybe 2 days, and i can eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner (I don't get tired of it) I can get most down but it takes time...

Looking awesome sis!

Snow crabs

It was the worse for me that night, I won't be eating that for awhile...lol

Shrimp and broccoli....and I have been sick from this, water for the rest of the night for me....ugh not sure if "Bertha" my pouch hates the shrimp or broccoli all I know is I have have been dumping and I don't want to know about food...ugh

Hey sis, feel better, how's the baby?