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douchewafflebear

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  1. douchewafflebear

    Blowing It This Weekend

    I’m sorry. Did you get hurt at work?
  2. douchewafflebear

    Blowing It This Weekend

    FYI - you have to be habitual for it to come up positive - if you really didn’t “inhale” protest the exam that lost your job.
  3. douchewafflebear

    Syntrax Nectar & Matrix

    pretty amazing.
  4. douchewafflebear

    Syntrax Nectar & Matrix

    JUST FOUND Syntrax makes a unflavored - you can find it on Amazon and the big container is (today anyway) $17. I can’t wait for my surgery!
  5. douchewafflebear

    Smoking...

    i thought giving up coffee was MUCH harder
  6. douchewafflebear

    Am I Doing Wrong Already?

    My surgeons suggest no corn, peas or potatoes during the weight loss phase
  7. douchewafflebear

    Newbie

    I love Syntrax - it’s low in carbs - zero sugar - and mixes easily with Water - flavors like koolaid - I give it two thumbs up. Some of the flavors are sold in sample packs - try before you buy - AND - try your Vitamin Store - if you have that chain where you live
  8. douchewafflebear

    Pureed Recipes! Please Help!

    absolutely NO idea - I am pre-surgical and the office was kind enough to give this to me - this is the diet I get when I come home from the hospital - not bad eh? I stay in the hospital for 4 days - I hope that is a mistake and they mean up to 4 days - when I had a c-section I just about lost it after 2 in a hospital...
  9. douchewafflebear

    Pureed Recipes! Please Help!

    I’m reading my “rules” and I see I can have ONE cup of coffee a day - woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  10. douchewafflebear

    Pureed Recipes! Please Help!

    • Add nonfat dry milk powder to any liquid or pureed food such as Soup or yogurt. • Protein powder is available as a whey or soy based product. It can be used as a drink supplement or added to lower protein foods. • Sprinkle lowfat shredded cheese onto foods. High-protein chocolate milk (20 grams of protein per 1 cup) 21⁄2 tablespoons nonfat dry milk powder 1 cup fat-free (skim) milk 1 packet Carb Conscious Carnation® Instant Breakfast® Stir ingredients. Serve chilled. High-protein sugar-free pudding (9.5 grams of protein per 1⁄2 cup) 2 cups fat-free (skim)milk One package sugar-free instant pudding (four serving size) 1⁄2 cup nonfat dry milk powder Add all ingredients; mix per instructions on box. Pureed cheeseburger (30 grams of protein per recipe) 3 ounces lean ground turkey 1 slice fat-free cheese 2 tablespoons warm beef broth Cook turkey and drain fat. Add all ingredients except beef broth to blender and puree on high. Gradually add beef broth to desired consistency. Crystal Light® cooler (6 grams of protein per 1⁄2 cup serving) 1⁄2 cup Crystal Light (recommended: punch, strawberry-kiwi or strawberry-orange-banana) 1⁄2 cup Egg Beaters® 2 tbsp. Cool Whip Lite® Blend well. AND Acceptable Bariatric Pureed items: Skinless chicken/turkey breast, and lean pork tenderloin, skim or 1% milk, scrambled egg substitutes/ egg whites, light yogurt without fruit chunks, tofu, 96% fat-free cream Soups (strained), flaky fish fillets, Carb Conscious Carnation® Instant Breakfast®, 1% small curd cottage cheese, nonfat dry milk powder (to add to other pureed items), canned tuna packed in Water (may add 2 Tbsp. of reduced fat mayonnaise), lowfat shredded cheese, ricotta cheese. AND http://www.theworldaccordingtoeggface.com <- she rocks
  11. douchewafflebear

    Syntrax Nectar & Matrix

    I heart the strawberry mousse it tasted good with water - but ice cold water - tasted like strawberry quick which i drank allot as a kiddo.
  12. douchewafflebear

    Am I Doing Wrong Already?

    this thread sounds very shame shame on you - Hey - I’m pre-surgical Eat what you can Eat what your NUT is ok with and don’t feel shamed by ANYBODY - you had that before - now is time for the new you to arrive develop and expand - are you loosing do you feel good let those things moderate your feelings about what your eating...none of us will ever be you - and visa versa. good luck.
  13. douchewafflebear

    Lord Give Me Patience

    Think of it as time to prepare for your new life.
  14. douchewafflebear

    Lord Give Me Patience

    they won’t even let me talk to the surgeons office until I satisfy this requirement - then I have a 3 hour surgeon appt - 8 pre-tests - and then we submit to insurance.
  15. douchewafflebear

    Lord Give Me Patience

    For six months
  16. douchewafflebear

    Lord Give Me Patience

    I have to see my pcp and that's usually 45 I have to see a nut and that's an hour
  17. douchewafflebear

    Can We Take Tylonol Pm?

    i <3 pharmacists - y’all do know more than the dr’s on this stuff.
  18. douchewafflebear

    Syntrax Nectar & Matrix

    Does anyone know what the diff is btw matrix and regular? At the Vitamin Store (a chain here) it was $12 difference? I have been drinking that sky one forever - and loved it - and if you are a child of the 70’s you remember strawberry quick - and the strawberry mousse is to die for - even with Water... I LOVE Syntrex
  19. douchewafflebear

    Lord Give Me Patience

    I have to go month to month - the appointment is 60 minutes - face to face - that’s for SIX months - so it could suck more...
  20. douchewafflebear

    Can We Take Tylonol Pm?

    Call the pharmacy where you got it - pharmacists actually know more than Dr’s on meds and effects - my pharmacists wife had rny - so i’m set!
  21. http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-different-codeine-side-effects.htm#lbimages
  22. That IS a side effect of going off of some meds - when my husband went off of vicoden (a few years back) he was up for days (it felt like forever) - so it’s totally possible that’s what’s going on. I’ve taken vicoden and codine with ZERO issues - so you might be sensitive like my husband. good luck!
  23. douchewafflebear

    Great Snack

    try costco too - but I suppose that costco bag may last you for 3-5 yrs
  24. Remission - you know we can not eliminate diabetes but we can put it in remission. An a1c is THREE months of sugars.
  25. douchewafflebear

    Pre-Surgery Wl Question

    Thanks so much. I’m excited.

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