A friend of mine who is getting surgery around the same time is me, was cracking me up the other day when we started to think of all the fat person issues that will go away when we have our surgery. Here was our list, please add your own.
No more seat belt extensions on planes
Ability to sit in booths without having to move the table
All the buttons/snaps on our pants are broken
Sweating all the time
Ability to shop wherever we want
No more elastic
No more expensive fat people stores like Lane Bryant.
Ability to bend over and shave my.legs without passing out
Roller coaster rides!