Madam Reverie

Lol love it

I allegedly have the best fish and chip shop across from my house. However and unfortunately, it's 03:30 am and I don't think they do fed-ex. Is the fish and chips no good over there?

lol yeah, we better stop, else the fstarking fun police will shut us down...

I can't imagine that tagline ever appearing in a bodyform advert

Oh lord.. I want food now

- The glorious Black pudding.. - The uber amazing Spotted Dstaristarcstark and Custard

I have no fstarcstarkstaristarnstarg idea what any of you are fstarcstarkstaristarnstarg on about....

We do in fact eat something called black pudding which is made out of pigs blood... It's delicious!

Yay, another limey in the house!

lol no, treacle is a sweet syrup like substance made out of molasses. So, to american-ize it, I suppose it's akin to calling someone 'sugar', or 'honey'? And OI! What's wrong with British bloody puddings?! We make some of the unhealthiest stodge in the world! <she says whilst rubbing her overly rotund belly>

Aww, that's a justifiable whinge. You must be very disappointed. Not least because you'd done a week of liquids! Try not to be too glum. Give it another few weeks and you'll be good to go again. Hang in there, treacle x

Really?! Ha! That's priceless! Don't credit yourself, sweetheart! I have thought as much about you and your ill conceived, poorly delivered, ego-centric, excruciatingly judgmental, contradictory and irrational musings as I have about the rotting lettuce that is currently residing in the bottom of my fridge. Now.. if we can get back to being happy, content people..

No, it's not bad. It's perfectly awesome! Best of luck to you tomorrow. You'll do great, you'll be great. See you on the losing team x

I was a cheese addict before the surgery. Now.. not so much. Makes me acidy... and I can't be doing with the acid.. Guess I should be grateful that my cheese consumption is now nil...

I put it in my mouth and quickly add a lot of water to it, hold my nose and down it goes.. Makes me feel like I'm in some sort of Victorian workhouse where they slopped you up gruel for dinner... 'Please sir, may I have some more?' 'MORE? MORE THE BOY SAYS?!'

I can't eat cheese But... I ate a third of a lamb shank with minted gravy, peas and carrots tonight. YAY ME!!!!!

I made a cake. I made a cake with 8oz of Total greek yoghurt, 3 eggs, a little flour and a fair amount of sugar. It's amazing. Its got the texture, but not the fat content of a baked cheesecake. The only debbie-downer is that it won't stay fresh for long. I know I wont finish it and it will go to my neighbours or in the bin. I still made it though and it made me happy making something normal. My man wants me to freeze it. I will not. He left me alone with red velvet cup cakes. As such, he shall be punished.

Because I was told my blood count could use some. Oh, and my knees told me, too! As an aside, I don't find it too bad. It is the B12 liquid that made me gag like a.. like a gagging thing!

I agree with this whole-heartedly. As you have illustrated in this thread, it is ALL about the delivery. Some people lose sight of that and thus, the misunderstanding <read 'head bashing'> begins.. All this achieves is that any benefit which could have been derived from the message, is consequentially lost...

lol your stick isn't always present and I must say, in comparison to others'? Your stick is small today, Obi wan

LV - you're right. We didn't get here from eating half a lettuce leaf a day - and that is something I'm painfully aware of. Damn goats cheese... It's a struggle. I struggle. We're all trying our best and some find it harder than others. In fact, I wholly expect to wake up in the morning, find this has all been a dream and my huge jeans go back to being as tight as hell. Thankfully, this won't happen now and I'm eternally grateful for this opportunity. In the meantime and as I trudge my way through nutritional values, gagging on proper food and physically loathing the bottle of cod liver oil I have on my kitchen counter.... I want to have a bit of a laugh. I want to take my mind off the tedium and have a bit of fun with people who are sharing the same experience and having the same dramas as I am. So on that note, I shall return to my kitchen and with utter longing, gaze at the last red-velvet cupcake my man thoughtfully left me with before he went on his travels. The SWINE!!!

Now THAT, is funny!

Don't fret, I just lit one for you!

Watching it right now. You two are so cute! x

Oh dear lord... Many thanks for your kind words, Monterey. It is much appreciated x As you were people. Enjoy your chats and feel free to have fun.