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Canary Diamond

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. Canary Diamond

    Sex Drive?

    Hmmmmm.....did someone just read my blog?
  2. Canary Diamond

    Help please, can't get protein, food intolerances

    Have you considered pureed turkey or chicken baby food? You may be able to eat it faster than other protein.
  3. Holy libido, Batman! Fine, Robin can watch.

  4. Canary Diamond

    Sex post op

    From my understanding, the consensus seems to be whenever you're feeling up for it (so to speak). But, as Arts137 said, do go slow and be mindful.
  5. Canary Diamond

    To The Men: I Get It Now; a.k.a. Damn, Girl

    Bluto - "stroke" detectors?
  6. Canary Diamond

    To The Men: I Get It Now; a.k.a. Damn, Girl

    CorvetteGirl - That's when it started for me too! And I would say your hubby is all the richer for it...
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    To The Men: I Get It Now; a.k.a. Damn, Girl

    Belladonna - First of all, I doubt god wants anything to do with this. Secondly, I would say your libido is BETTER than it was in your 20s (don't you know that's why they call it the "dirty thirties"? lol). I think your theory is dead on - a woman's biggest erogenous zone is her mind, after all.
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    To The Men: I Get It Now; a.k.a. Damn, Girl

    Curvy - I have more toys than you could shake a veiny, engorged stick at. I used to sell them at Passion Parties to groups of tittering housewives and now they're all in a box....somewhere, where they've sat for the last 5 years. You see, aside from the fact that they've undoubtedly melted into one motley pink and purple blob of silicone and latex, at some point during my product testing (I couldn't in good conscience hawk unfamiliar wares) I came to the conclusion that there really is no substitute for the genuine article. Plus, using edible body paints by yourself is downright depressing.
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    To The Men: I Get It Now; a.k.a. Damn, Girl

    Thank you, Artsy Fartsy, I will heed your advice. However, I may need to invest in a new shower head soon.
  10. Canary Diamond

    Me

    Proving yet again that I barely know how to use a camera, or pose for one.
  11. Canary Diamond

    Happiness, self-esteem, and WLS

    Thank you, Annie. What a nice compliment
  12. Canary Diamond

    NSV nah just want to share Pics!

    You look like a naughty librarian with those glasses in your hand. LOL Curvy, gorgeous, LOVE the bangs! Keep on keepin' on, SoCal!
  13. Canary Diamond

    How is your drive ladies?

    No fair, Pretty Chica! i think it's time to tell your SO that if he (or she) doesn't start to put out, you're going to invest in some very loud toys.
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    XXX rated super serious question!

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Flan! LMAO! Never again!!!
  15. Totally!!! I've actually had dreams of cutting it off. Very weird dreams.
  16. Canary Diamond

    XXX rated super serious question!

    That shizz is fo' real, yo.
  17. Canary Diamond

    How is your drive ladies?

    Then again, it could just be bigcountryab's new profile pic: I told him if he'd had his glasses on, he'd have been a shoo-in for the Playgirl Big Bang Theory desk calendar!
  18. Canary Diamond

    My how things change

    If I didn't have so much work this week, I would go with you SeaGirl! I'm not even kidding. I was just in Mexico for mine and I would love to accompany you now that your "confi-don't" has bailed. I can tell you this: I was there by myself and was absolutely fine. Plus, I positively relished the alone time at the hotel. Be glad that you won't have to take care of your friend while you're there (as it sounds from your post, you would have had to). If you haven't already, join the 2013 Mexico Sleevers group on Facebook and post throughout your surgery experience. You will find tons of support there!
  19. I feel you, Disco! No matter how small I've been, it always looks like my lower tummy has a boner. A "FUPA," as the kids are calling it nowadays. I call it my "belly-rection". My pants literally hang off of it, even when they've gotten so loose in the butt and thighs I'd swear they were about to drop. When I push it in with my hands, it changes my entire physique and I don't even look heavy anymore. I'm so sick of carrying fat there, if the pooch is still there when I'm at goal, it's off to the surgeon I go!
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    How is your drive ladies?

    Yup! My libido, too, has been MIA for years and now not even 3 weeks post-op, well, it's making up for lost time! Now, to find someone (or two, or three) to share it with....
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    XXX rated super serious question!

    http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375479793&sr=8-1&keywords=harvest+semen+cookbook
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    Goal Weight Decision

    UK Cathy - do you have a link for that chart you could post? Great info!
  23. I thought it might be nice to have all our dates, surgeons, and locations in one place to facilitate meeting other VST posters in MX! Surgery: Tijuana, Dr. Illan - July 13 Locations: July 13-15: florence Hospital July 15-17: Lucerna Hotel Hope this helps!
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    Idiots, I tell you!

    Ew. There are people with PhDs working at McDonald's, Vitamin Shoppe. Don't tell me you didn't have any better candidates!

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