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Priceless Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of Water on the side table. next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table. "Honey, Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, Love you." He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough there is hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table eating. Jack asks, "Son.. What happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "OH THAT! Mom drug you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone lady, I'm Married!" Broken furniture-$85.26 Hot breakfast-$4.20 Red rose bud-$3.00 Two aspirins-$.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time........PRICELESS.

WHOOOOOHOOOO!!! Mikayal is gone!!!! bout time!

Once again my class is having a Easter egg hunt and party tomorrow. Candy, cookies, cupcakes, chips and on and on and on. OMG how am I going to do it this time. I have about 30 children and everyone of them are bringing something yummy to eat. YOU CAN'T HEAR ME BUT I AM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do have some of them bringing fruit trays and veggie trays so I think I will fill up on veggies and then try a little of the junk food. OH please Lord help me get through this!!

I AM A REALITY SHOW JUNKIE!!!!!!!!! Survivor, amaizing race, American Idol, Big Brother, and on and on and on!!!! Oh God I need a support group for Reality shows. R.S.A. (reality shows anonymous) I too thought that James should be the one to go. Poor Angie! and I kind of felt sorry for Ibrehem But if your not a good swimmer don't sigh up for Survivor.

Congratulations on your band date:banana and a BIG welcome to LBT!

Carol, I'm not from Indiana but I can say this is the best thing that I have done for myself. search around LBT and your will find lots of information. Good and Bad. Good luck on your decision!

I just bought a stationary bike. Today I went 1.33 miles in 6.10 min. I know that doesn't sound like a lot to most people, but with my disability that is pretty good for me. I started out going just 5 min. and way less than a mile. Slow but sure. My other exercise is that I chase 27 3 yr. olds for 4 hours a day. I also do some arm exercise sitting on my bed.

Jamie, ALL my prayers are headed your way!! I get up at 4:00 a.m. and will say a prayer for you again then. You'll do GREAT!! I did'nt sleep the night before so when they gave me the happy drugs I fell asleep sooooon after. I don't even remember seeing the Knock me out Dr. Good luck and loads of prayers.

OMG! Mikaela is still in! I'm sorry but I just don't like that kid! :D

Anwar did BEAUTIFUL last might but the 3 butt heads didn't think so. I'm with you Penni I can't stand Mikaela!!!

My mother is a Avon lady so I usually get perfume from her. I like Soft musk the best. I also like a non Avon called Ghost Mist by Coty. I just can't make myself spend a lot of money on perfume. Cheap me

Medicare is for retirees. I have Medicare because I have a physical disability not because I'm old.

Pat, I have medicare and had no problems at all.

FIGHT GIRL FIGHT!!!!!! I will pray for you. Keep your chin up (your fist also). My Mom is a drill sergeant also. When I am eating around her she always ask " are you taking small bites are you chewing it good?" Jeez mom I am 41. Moms, gotta love um!!

I live in the White Mountians of Arizona and yesterday it was in the 60's and beautiful today it had snowed alllllllllllll day! It's 29 outside now at 5:20 pm. I WANT SPRING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get mine at Walmart. It's always way up high on the shelf. Like Kelly said it is in a red box.

GOOD LUCK GIRL!!!! I will be sending you all my good thoughts!!

Kim, It looks and sounds like you and your good looking family had a wonderful vacation. I can't wait to go on a vacation and feel good while on it. I would like to go on the train at the Grand Canyon. I would need help getting on the train (because of my disability) and don't want anyone to break their back helping me up. Thanks for sharing your picture and your story:)

I didn't get shoulder pain after surgery but I do get it after a fill. Who knows why? But I use "ICY HOT PATCH" for the back. I put it on my shoulder and after a while the pain goes away. Good luck and welcome to Band land!!!!

Sharon, If it were me I would find a new surgeon, My surgeon was at EVERY meeting and seminar I attended. We could ask any questions, and beleive me there were thousands of questions flying at him. He had to travel about 5 hours to one of the meetings but he was still there. We were all given his card also so that we could contact him if we had any other questions. Just really think this through! (((((HUGS))))

I take the Walmart brand of childrens chewables. On the label it says for children take 1/2 once a day for adults take 1 a day. I compaired them to all the others and they had the most % in them. My Dr. has me taking 1 in the am and 1 in the pm.

I lost it in my face first. Also in my neck, all my necksaces hang down a lot lower now. I have to un button my shirts lower for anyone to see! Wonder how far down I should go? hehehe

Welcome, Welcome Debbie! Best of luck to you!

Jan, Welcome! You will find all kinds of answers here and all kinds of kind folks here also.

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