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Ok that one is too big. I will keep trying to make them smaller. I am using a new picture program so bear with me. Here is Lisa cooking and drinking her toxic tea!!

Yea Lisa I am!! LOL Yes everyone, I was safely in a chair when she TOOK OFF! I wasn't really worried you were going into the pool! (well maybe a little) I am going to try my hand a posting pictures. Please stand by Penni I may need help. Here is one of the girls that I so totally fell in LOVE with. I wanted to take her home with me but Lisa said NO F-ING WAY!!

Am I alive???? I am so tired but I had a BLAST!!! The trip home took 7 1/2 hours but felt like 77. You know what?? I would do it again in a heart beat!!!! God I love you all, you ALL are the best! My friends name is KARA with a A on the end! I could not have done this trip without her and Andy helping me! Arn't friends great?! Vines- sorry I am so quiet, don't know why but just am. I had a lot of fun though! Michelle, Franchesca, Crystal, Jenna and Christina Thanks for a wonderful time! You all aresooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomuch Fun! And Lisa, oh what can I say about Lisa, You ROCK GIRL! I love your spirit, your energy and everything about you! You made me feel so welcome in your home. Why didn't we get a picture of you RACEING my scooter around your pool? I thought for a moment you were going to ride it into the pool! just kidding!! You should have seen her girls and guys, my scooter at full speed around her pool! and I mean FULL SPEED!! She left "little" ol me standing in her bedroom all alone with no means for transportation. 2 of my new friends (I think Vines and Christina) had to help me outside and then sent Jenna out with her cop badge to stop that mad woman! Oh the drama Ladies!!! No not really, she took the scooter outside for me because there was a little step down that was too hard for me to do! She did speed around the pool though but I told her she could ride it and ride it she did!! WHERE WAS THE CAMERA?? Thank you ladies for a most wonderful weekend!! See you next year if not sooner. Oh , Jenna and I are going to be neighbors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is moving about 10 miles from me!!!!!!!!!!! I am so excited!! Love ya all, The quiet but happy one! ps. I will post some of my pictures tomorrow. I don't even know where my camera is yet! I just threw my bags in the door when I got home! Will unpack tomorrow. I took another day off of work so sleeping in tomorrow!!!!!!! ps again, Penni, thank you for the new pic. I will change when I can think straight again! Who am I? what is my name? Sleep I need sleep! Good night all.

Welcome Dani! Good luck on Monday!

So happy to hear the great news!!!!!!

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya tomorrow!!!! SEE YA ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Lisa, Do you still want me to bring the stuff I have for the Katrina Victims?? It's not a whole lot but the box I told you about above and some coloring books and crayons. and some clothing. I will be happy to help you with postage. I heard on the news (if you can believe them) that they only want NEW clothes sent? Have you heard this? Jenna, I hope you can make it, I would love to meet you!!!!!!!! I will keep my fingers crossed and my toes!

Great Pic's Penni, Looks like you had a wonderful time!! Keep um comming I live to see pic's!! PS, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!

I just watched "48 hours, investigations" I am soooooooooooooo mad!!!!! Maybe I am a little behind but did you know that familys that evacuated from Mississippi to a Hotel in another city or state( I'm not sure where) were told they had to get out of the Hotel? Only to find out that it was so FEMA workers could have the rooms? The man talking said they were put out on the streets along with a very elderly lady in a wheelchair! Can I really beleive that they would do this? Please God tell me it is not so! FEMA was so good to me and my family in our time of need. (Nothing compaired to this) and they really SUCKED and still SUCK! The man also said that they have not seen a single FEMA worker since being kicked out of Hotel! WHAT THE F@*K IS GOING ON???????????????????

He's so cute. He looks like my cat PITA (stands for Pain In The Ass) She lives up to her name. I am having a lot of problems with her lately. I just don't know what to do? I have had her for 9 years and she is always been a little mean. BUT lately she is sooo much worse. A couple of weeks ago about 2:00am she decided she wanted to go out. (she sleeps with me) I would not let her because we have lost a lot of cats from coyotes in the neighbor hood lately. She attacked me! I mean really attacked me!! I covered my head with my blanket and she first went after my legs then MY HEAD!! She was after blood. She was grawling and hissing the whole time. I wont let her in my room right now (a night) She got her way and is staying outside, but I can't keep her there for the winter. I live in the mountains and it gets below freezing. Way below sometimes. I'm thinking of taking her to the vet and see what they say. either give her some drugs or God forbid put her to sleep. That will kill me but I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions????????? On a happier note. I have another cat that has been with me for about the same amount of time and she is a SWEETHEART! We found her so her name is FOUNDER! I love animals and I can't stand seeing them hurt in ANY WAY!!!!! I cry everytime I see animals that have so far survived "Katrina"! Did you see Opara today? Nick Burkis (sp) was talking to a man that couldn't take his dog on the evac. bus and was VERY upset!! Nick took that dog and 2 others to a place he was staying in Batton Rouse (SP MY SPELLING SUCKS) and the dog and his owner were reunited the next day!! I was crying the whole show. It showed a side of "Katrina" that you don't see on the News. Ok I went a little over board with this post! Sorry!!

Welcome aboard Donna!

Welcome to Bandland!! It's a great place to be!!

TRISH, WHAT'S UP!!! I really wanted to meet you!! Come on girl you can do it!! Just put down everything and say the Hell with it! Vegas here I come!! PLEASE?? Lisa, I am having a pretty good responce to the Katrina relief. I already have a big box of hotel size, shampoo, conditioner, bar soaps, liquid soaps, lotions etc... also have baby wipes, baby soap and shampoo. tooth paste and toothbrushes. I hope Kara's car can haul it and me there? LOL This was only day one and I got all this stuff. WOW! I am so excited! I am off for 3 days!!!! YEA!!! 3 whole days with NO screaming kids!! God I love them but it's soooo nice to not be with them for ***3 WHOLE DAYS!!!***

Welcome aboard Cissy!!

Welcome to LBT, It's a Wonderful place to get support!!

I agree and I think that Jaxson_Lee is trying to sell something also!

THE TIME IS GOING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOW IS IT TIME TO GO YET? I have put a sign up at my school and already had several parents talk to me about donating items to send. Not sure what kind of response I will get but any items will help. Did you watch Dateline last night? OMG I cried so hard. There was a 10 year old boy that lost all his family and is staying in a shelter with strangers. That familly is taking care of him, but still OMG!! They ended the show with someone singing "Amazing Grace" I was riding my bike and had a hard time because I was crying so hard! My heart goes out to all the victims there! I wish I could go there and help everyone of them. Or bring them all here!

I feel the same as you La madam. In every one of his post and threads he sounds like he either works for Dr. Joya or is Dr. Joya. I also love my surgeon but I wouldn't advertise for him!

WOW!!! What can I say except, WOW? Congratulations!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! I am so happy for you! :banana :banana You are on your way to a new and healther you! :Bunny

A friend just sent this to me. OMG!!! Prepare to laugh: WAXING My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours. Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough I can figure it out. YA THINK!!! So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my ass. (Oh how this phrase haunts me!) I lay the strip across my thigh...hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me, I am Sheena, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply the wax strip across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my Ass cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!! I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. SHIT!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - my wax covered pelt that has caused me so much pain. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip but there is no hair on it. Where is the wax??? Slowly I eased my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair..The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. SHIT! I peel my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body that is now covered in cold wax and matted hair and then make the next big mistake ... remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to move to do something. So I put my foot down and then I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Ass?? Sealed shut! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "I hope I don't get the urge to shit, my head may pop off." Hot water!! Hot Water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand, the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? WRONG!!! I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than what is used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now the only thing worse that having your business glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub, in scalding hot water. Which by the way doesn't melt the cold wax. So now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!! I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So, my ass and cooter are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" She doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where is the wax on the ass "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH Right!! I could be the joke of some one else's night. While we go through various solutions. I result in scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! I then find the most beautiful saving grace.... that is the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. I rub some and scream "IT works! It works! I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my dismay...The hair is still there...all of it. So, I shaved the shit off. Hell, I'm numb at this point. Then I put the wax back in the medicine cabinet, I may have a mustache that needs work someday. Next week I'm going to try hair color.

Amy, Welcome to BANDLAND!!!!

I always have a protein shake for breakfast. If I eat ANY kind of carbs in the morning it makes for a sucky rest of the day. I have very low energy and am very hungry a short time later. I don't cook any protein in the am because I start work at 6:30am and have a 1/2 drive there. I like my sleep toooo much to get up any earlier to cook. My shakes are made the night before and I just grab one and go!

Hi I can't help you with any of your questions but I wanted to say Welcome to LBT!! This surgery is the best thing I have EVER done for myself. (except maybe my divorce!) Welcome again!

I Will NOT be crawling around Vegas!!! I got my scooter rented and it only cost $125 for 3 days!! They are going to drop it off at the Hotel on Fri. and pick it up on Sun. I was so relieved because the first price they gave me was $100 per day! So Lisa tell your dogs they don't have to pull me around your house on your office chair! and yes you can drive it!!!! Lisa I think that sending the clothes to the victims of Katrina is a WONDERFUL IDEA!!! I will talk to some of my parents at school about childrens clothes! I am sure there are little ones in need. I sit and watch the tv with tears running down my face. I would love to help where I can! 2 years ago we had a HUGE forest fire here. It went right through my small country town and wiped out many many homes. (thankfully not mine) 5 houses right across the street from me were totally gone! I remember how many people came to help us out in our time of need. ( avacuated for 12 days) People that stayed came to feed and Water our chickens and watered our plants, watched our house. some of my neighbors could not even get in to their homes to get their pets. The Red Cross and FEMA really took good care of us. Soooo many helped us so I would love to help others in need. I pray for all those poor people every night!