LipstickLady

Please note, this thread is filled with ADULT humor. It's not for everyone.

I'm naturally cool. Just sayin!

<---- Look at me!! There is nothing about me that isn't awesome. And if you take the time to KNOW me as a person, you'd also agree. I may be loud mouthed, opinionated and blunt, but my heart is where it should be.

I didn't poop for 9 days post op. When I finally did, the sky shined a little brighter, the birds sung a little louder, the wind blew a little sweeter... Colace was my friend. Now, Probiotics are my friend. They help with the I.MUST.POOP.RIGHT.NOW.OR.I'M.GOING.TO.POOP.RIGHT.NOW.

HA!! I wasn't involved in this thread for even a second.

My big tatas balanced my fat (bedazzled) @ss. Now neither are particularly big, just kinda floppy all around.

I love love love yoga and have practiced it for decades . For a fatty, I was super flexible. As I lost weight rapidly, I lost my center of balance and am just now regaining it. I went from a flexible, balanced fat person, to a flexible, wobbly, not fat person. It's kind of funny, actually.

@ You are treading into dangerous territory. @@CHM belongs to me.

Its the boobs, isn't it? Maybe.

@@CHM or me? Yes. Then no. You, I will allow.

@@CHM or me? Yes.

Hey! All I did was ask a question like eeeeverybody else! Don't engage her @@CHM She's a bad egg... A bad apple... She's the rough end of the pineapple... The short straw... Oh sh*t... I said straw... It could have been worse... I could have said she's the "stretched sleeve white bread carbonated drink 'non-teller' day three pizza eater"... But that'd be too harsh... Or would it??? Hmmmmmmmmmm... NEXT!!! Stop flirting with me.

Ahhhh, the beautiful CHM... I was hoping you'd make yourself known... No, not because you're a medical mystery... More because I think you're pretty cute and I like your face! Thank you for your kind words. Tho I can't tell if you're flirting with me or patronising me... Either way, I'll take your attentions... Now, your question... Yes, yes you are... Crazy I mean... And in my non-expert opinion, you're likely crazy in love!! You see, that voice you hear is NOT from inside your head. It's coming thru the earphones that you have in there. The earphones are connected to your phone.. And as you're ALWAYS on the phone to your boyfriend, it's likely HIS voice you're hearing.. Next time it's happening, let me know and we can work our way thru it in real time.. Or Facetime... Or Facebook... MySpace... Instagram... SnapChat.. Twitter... Have I gone off track? I dunno... Oh right... Your voices... Yes, you're nuts!!! NEXT!!!! Y'all are disgusting.

Are you tracking everything you stick in your mouth? What is your typical carb/protein/fat/calorie count? Are you taking your measurements as well as weighing yourself?

I think it will be wildly popular but personally, I would never consider it. To each their own, I guess.

Dear Dr. Familiar, Why must I be so awesome?

I'm curious why you made four eggs? Even pre-op, that's way more than single serving size.

Me there is no question about it, but me and her we have been through so much together and it just would be nice if she were a little more supportive Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G870A using the BariatricPal App You can't force that, unfortunately.

Who are you doing this for? You or her??

Being fat mom sucked.

ohmigosh, ohmigosh... *puff-puff*... my belly... it's killing me from laughing! BWAHAHAHA! ....ouch ouch ouch... Do I need to cut you???

This is true, i read it on the internets I SO love it when someone has a sense of humor.