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LipstickLady

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  1. LipstickLady

    You lied again lol

    I never went to support meetings. I was sleeved and I am successful. What am I missing? Why are you worried about what she's doing? My surgery was about ME.
  2. My side is on top. DUH!
  3. We'd actually make a great couple. Our grocery budget would be nil, you'd cook, I'd watch you clean, I'd be be bossy and you'd like it. SOLD!
  4. Oh dear. I think you just turned me into a lezzzbean. Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back............. I know you cook, do you clean, too?
  5. Oh dear. I think you just turned me into a lezzzbean.
  6. Enjoying @Dub 's new stutter. I see my hotness finally got to him.

    1. Dub

      Dub

      Oh.....it's been "got to me". The stutter came from catching my parts in a quick deploy of my zipper............a real "Franks'n'beans" moment. Hurts like hail, yo.

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I caught my nibby in the top of my body glove wet suit one time. I thought I was going to die. FOR REAL.

    3. Dub

      Dub

      Ouch...............damn.

       

      Just damn.

       

       

      Another such moment of pain that can't be soothed. All you can do in said case is to stomp about the boat and cuss.....damnbit cuss !!!!!!

  7. Did someone call for a swing?
  8. LipstickLady

    Cheese

    cheese will bind you, for sure. Gotta get some Fiber in, too, or you are in trouble.
  9. LipstickLady

    3wks out tacos?

    Uh oh, @@Dub , you caught yourself a live one. Hope @@Babbs doesn't see this.
  10. LipstickLady

    3wks out tacos?

    Is that cottage f%^king cheese' on that plate?? Who vomited those up? I, too, eat full fat everything. The only thing I really watch is sugar and carbs. Full fat tastes better, keeps me full longer and is much more satisfying. Bring on the fat and bring on the flavor!!Okay.........here I cum with the fatness.........I prefer my full fat to be protein- laden.....oh wait... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App JEEZUS!!! Don't encourage him!! Hushup, Sexy. Trying to get my groove on.
  11. I have a right to be smug. I mean, have you seen me???
  12. LipstickLady

    3wks out tacos?

    I, too, eat full fat everything. The only thing I really watch is sugar and carbs. Full fat tastes better, keeps me full longer and is much more satisfying. Bring on the fat and bring on the flavor!! Okay.........here I cum with the fatness......... I prefer my full fat to be protein- laden.....oh wait... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App JEEZUS!!! Don't encourage him!!
  13. LipstickLady

    3wks out tacos?

    I, too, eat full fat everything. The only thing I really watch is sugar and carbs. Full fat tastes better, keeps me full longer and is much more satisfying. Bring on the fat and bring on the flavor!! Okay.........here I cum with the fatness......... You seriously ARE a middle schooler.
  14. LipstickLady

    Just being nosey

    @@Dub said booty. :snicker:
  15. Was that a personal jab you just shot at me??
  16. I don't understand how they can create a CUP that keeps a man's junk in place during sporting events but can't design an underwire bra that actually keeps the wire from escaping the bra! WTF!!!?!
  17. LipstickLady

    Cheese

    I eat cheese' all day long. Full fat cheese. YUUUMMMMM... I do eat extremely low carb but I don't care about fat and calories too much. I spend a small fortune every month at Wegmans because their cheese' counter is to die for. The richer the cheese', the better. I can't eat much, so I can afford it. It didn't stall my weight loss at all!!
  18. You hate on my success like we don't have the same 24 hours. ;)

  19. LipstickLady

    I'm so unsure of what I want! Help!

    Anyone with a BMI of 40 and above is a surgical candidate for the sleeve, too. Most insurance companies use 40 as the base minimum for any WLS if there are no co-morbidities.
  20. LipstickLady

    Body temp changes

    Before WLS, I was always hot and sweaty. Now, I am always freeeezing. I wear tank tops as a base layer almost every day, even in the summer. In the winter, I wear long johns or tights under my pants. I am perpetually one season colder than everyone else.
  21. I LOVE LOVE LOVE this for you. For the record, I cried, too, when I could fit into regular sized clothes. Consignment shops all the way girl! Have fun shopping, too!!
  22. LipstickLady

    Which shoes?

    LOVE the dress!! I'd go with bottom middle. Sassy!!
  23. LipstickLady

    Inner thigh, oh my

    I used to get them on my upper thighs, under my boobs and in my armpits and they were the worst. The drainage that would come out of them could drown a small pup, too. Ewwww... I've not had one since losing my weight. This post had better not jinx me!!!
  24. LipstickLady

    Just being nosey

    @@DebSmiles Thank you. Kisses!
  25. LipstickLady

    Just being nosey

    @@Babbs I'd hit that and @@Dub would pay to see it.

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