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LipstickLady

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  1. LipstickLady

    When can we drink soda

    This calls for Fat Girl Haiku. The pedals go backwards I feel the breeze in my hair Being rude, not cool.
  2. LipstickLady

    When can we drink soda

    And I mean that in the best possible way...
  3. LipstickLady

    When can we drink soda

    What's that sound I hear? It seems to be pedals....going backwards! Nice!
  4. LipstickLady

    When can we drink soda

    We all have a gay uncle, too. That makes it OK to make gay slurs, right?
  5. LipstickLady

    When can we drink soda

    So wait. You are saying that your comment was merely an observation and you meant nothing derogatory? But then, in the same breath, you are saying something derogatory about Mexico. Interesting.
  6. Tell 'em to suck it. HA! Tell them that you are eating right and exercising. It's true, right?
  7. LipstickLady

    My protein shakes are too frothy

    They were frothy before, too. I have the same problem. I can no longer blender mine and then drink. If I do, I have to let it sit in the fridge for an hour, scrape off the foam and then consume. Ugh.
  8. I am May 16th, too! How are you feeling? What are you eating? I have no idea what "normal" is, so I can't answer your question. Twenty sounds great to me, though! I've "only" lost 18, but I lost a lot on the pre-diet, so I'm happy.
  9. LipstickLady

    When can we drink soda

    The comment about Mexico is a rather low and unnecessary blow, don't you think?
  10. I am three weeks out on Friday and if I can get 30oz in, I'm doing great. Just try really hard and you will build up to it. Sip and walk, sip and walk.
  11. I can't do it! It will not go down. I am going back to a Protein drink for Breakfast and I'm choking down a Greek yogurt now. It's not by choice, trust me.
  12. I haven't been hungry since my surgery day of May 16th. I dread the thought of food and can rarely get in 300 calories a day. Ugh. It's starting to worry me.
  13. I don't. Bring them on! I'm also an only child, so....
  14. I was tummy sleeping by day 5. You are fine.
  15. Mmmmmm...smells like cotton candy. NOT.
  16. I hate that you feel this way, but I really do think you are taking this far too seriously and very personally when that is not at all MY intention. I understand your "rant" even if I don't really agree with it. As stated before, you can't control the postings of others on a public forum and I am one who would much rather have fun than dwell on negativity. Earlier I stated that you seem to be sensitive and defensive when there really is no need and you denied it. Do you not see it in this very thread? I would love it if you joined in with the group and just had a little fun. Life is far too short to be so serious. C'mon...try out some fat girl haiku. It's fun!
  17. Bite me, Unicorn. You think you are all that but You smell like fruit poo. Fat girl Haiku. Don't be jealous.
  18. LipstickLady

    Don't you just love the inequality?

    On the eggface blog, she wraps the avocado and cheese in a turkey slice and grills it till the cheese is melty. Sounds fantastic! Surely a little Irish bacon in there won't hurt.
  19. Beautiful and awesome, silly!
  20. Actually, I felt a little lectured in this thread earlier, but I thought I'd be nice and not point it out.
  21. LipstickLady

    Don't you just love the inequality?

    Turkey, bacon, pepper jack and guacamole. My favorite healthy salad/sandwich.
  22. That's all you got?
  23. She looks like she got poked in the knickers. And I don't mean the kind of poking one does on pur... Never mind.
  24. Blow it out your horn, unicorn! Go back to your house, mouse. (Told you both off in rhyme. Ha!)

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