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LipstickLady

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  1. LipstickLady

    Hot dog eating

    Yup. Someone had to come along with a SPIT comment. HA!
  2. LipstickLady

    Problems drinking water...

    Try mixing (real) gatorade with your water. I did a 50/50 mix until I could tolerate water again. I still do from time to time at 7 weeks out!
  3. LipstickLady

    Hot dog eating

    He "ate" 69 WIENERS. Yeah, no naughtiness intended.
  4. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    I don't care for scrawny at all. I like my man tall, dark and HAWT!
  5. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    First, he'd have to increase his HOT factor.
  6. LipstickLady

    Hot dog eating

    I'm going to exit without commenting. :ph34r:
  7. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    A hot cabana boy!
  8. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    There is no way I could do a smaller tank. Far too much work. Ugh. I will stick with animals with hair, tails, fur and quills.
  9. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    We had a 120 gallon salt tank that my husband got me as a "hobby". I hated that thing. After 15 years of Water changes and dead cowfish, I sold the thing and bought my designer mutt.
  10. I canceled my appointment for an endoscopy and possible dilation today. Over the last week, I've started being able to eat moist meats without throwing it all back up. I can get down 8-16 ounces of Water in 15 minutes or less and if/when I gulp it down more quickly without thinking, it hurts, but it stays down. I've had quiche, homemade BBQ (lean pulled pork from the crock pot), a bit of hamburger, shredded chicken, and a Protein bar and it all stayed down. I've gone from vomiting 2-4 times a day to only once in a week. I do think I was eating too fast or taking too big of bites. Using those ridiculous little baby utensils that other suggested work for me as does walking around a bit after each bite to slow myself down. An added benefit? I've been getting my 10k steps in and I can burp like a champ. I think I'm good. I'm excited to start moving into different foods and I hope to never see anything else mayo based again! I AM SO HAPPY! Thank you for all the well wishes, notes of support and encouraging words. Y'all rock and I appreciate it. :wub:
  11. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Oh my gosh! I just realized what you meant about her eye! That's her nose.
  12. LipstickLady

    On a really happy note!

    I'm feeling prickly!
  13. LipstickLady

    Meltdown

    I agree with the ladies above! You will be home soon and on your way to health. This is a bump in the road. Get some rest and walk, sip, walk, sip, walk! Can't wait to hear good updates...
  14. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Ok...my last pets, since you asked. Meet Bubble and Squeek. .
  15. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Or maybe, before you choose to name call, you should look up the meaning of the words you are using. Just a thought! Or wait, maybe you shouldn't name call at all. Light bulb moment!
  16. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    I agree 100%.
  17. LipstickLady

    On a really happy note!

    I had two babies, ages 2 and 1, so it was a hoot. Every time they needed something, I had to go up and down the steps. At the time, out steps went into our kitchen so everyone got an eye full of my "problem".
  18. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    That poor nekky porcupine...
  19. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Well, when we were 21, he was my boy toy. Now he is old and turning grey, so he's just a standard old pain in my butt-ooski. After all these years, though, he's a keeper. No one else will have him, so...
  20. LipstickLady

    On a really happy note!

    Oh, that sucks. I went on a squat/lunges kick about 5 diets back and did far too many with a personal trainer (who should have been taken out back and...). The next day I couldn't walk down the steps. I could go up just fine, but down, I had to sit on my fat arse and slide down like a two year old. It would have been funnier if it hadn't been Thanksgiving and my turn to hostess. That was horrible.
  21. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Then my husband IS a poodle. He is going to be 44 this month.
  22. LipstickLady

    Beware! woman traveling to TJ

    I'm guessing she meant exactly what she said.
  23. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Prissy's quills are only about an inch long and thankfully, she can't shoot them at you.
  24. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Just so you can get a perspective on her size...
  25. LipstickLady

    I lied.

    Her proper name is Priscilla. Her nicknames are Prissy (because she is) and Prickzilla (because she does).

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