LipstickLady

First, I recommend wearing bloomers...

Did someone say porn?

I'm crying, too.

Who said there's no such thing as a stupid question?

Ask for Prilosec or something similar. You can try tums or Rolaids until your prescription comes in.

This.

Are you taking your acid blocker? A lot of acid will mimic hunger. I know I feel it when I forget my Prilosec!

Oh, that's wonderful! Bet you didn't want to take it off!

I'm so much more than another pretty face. Respect it.

Who said opposites attract?

Like I have to rig anything. Silly girl. I was prom queen at high schools I didn't even go to!

You joined today, this is your first post, yet you've been following for awhile? Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

I only fall on chocolate. That's how I KNOW it wasn't a donut. It was a brownie.

Don't be a hater because I wouldn't let you watch.

Let me straighten you out. I do NOT eat donuts. I do NOT eat jelly. I was bending over to do some ... uhm ... YOGA. And the purple stuff is my new face cream. Grape flavored face cream.

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly girl. We all know I don't eat donuts.

Shut it, Pat, and put my crown back where you found it.

Duh! Who do you think will be backing me up?

I'm kind of a badass. I don't think kicking your butt would be a problem at all.

Actually, *I* am the queen around these parts, Laura and Pat are simply my yellow, capsule shaped minions... My input for what it is worth. That old adage about treating others as you want to be treated? You can hit Pat with sarcasm and humor, you can lob a few f-bombs at Laura, you deal out honest, solid advice, facts or opinions to either, you can disagree, debate or flat out tell them to shove it up their assticles and they can take it. In turn, YOU should be able to take people telling you to go to hell, calling your comments b!tchy, people telling you that you are a tool and to pull your head out of your ass, etc. because that's how YOU have treated others here. It wasn't one post, it has been your pattern and that's ok. I am not putting you down for who you are, I am not saying you don't have the right to be say whatever you are feeling. I am simply telling you that you have to expect your voice to come back at you and when it does, you have no justification for whining about it. Stay or go, it's up to you. Personally, I think you should stay. It's clear you need the support and this is a great place to get it. That said, we are all adults here and you will be treated with the same respect you dole out to others. Good luck to you on your journey!

A match made in heaven, you two.

F**king eyes? Are those like the porn version of bedroom eyes?

It took me 13 days to poo. After, birds were singing, the sky was bluer, flowers brighter, children were giggling and rainbows were everywhere. I get it.