LipstickLady

Six months out and cannot eat any reheated eat unless it's in soup or a casserole. No way, no how. And cold meat? Nope.

I already have memory loss and disfunctional brain to mouth filter from brain surgery. If this is going to be compounded by WLS, I'm screwed. Rather, everyone around me is.

You mean I have to staple my lips shut? Awww man! I didn't know you were old enough to be my mama, GG.

I haven't pooped in five days. I must be out of staples.

Deep fried turkey is delish!

I would tell you you had a large lunch or a dinner the night before that didn't agree with you. Tell her that you had a bit of water-poo in the day previous and that you need to go easy with some clear broth soup and perhaps a side salad.

Great change! Even if you weren't eating a lot, it sounds like you were drinking your calories and those are just as bad with the added detriment of giving you no nourishment OR giving you the sensation of fullness.

Oh wait! Where them would work if yer talkin hillbilly! Where them? I can't find my knickers, I ain't worn them in so long! Where them?

I have baggy drawers! So much so, I don't even where them any more! ***wear them! WTF?!?

My guess is if you just adjusted a bit, you'd be fine! You have very little Protein and are pretty carb heavy. Replace some of those high sugar Snacks with protein and you'd be golden! Have you tried the cocoa dusted almonds? They are yummy! There are coffee mocha flavored, too, that are delish. eggs or greek yogurt instead of a bagel, half the pineapple and add some cheese... You know what to do. Shift the balance and still enjoy a bit of what you love.

You are absolutely beautiful! Your eyes are stunning!! I don't do seasons personally because anyone can wear any color depending on the tone of it. I prefer to work with warms and cools. If you look at a color and it has yellowish undertones, it is a warm and if it has blue undertones, it is a cool. You are definitely a warm! I am sure you look great in most fall colors as well as corals, peaches, salmon, greens (those eyes!), warm reds (think tomato over cherry). You can wear purples and blues and other jewel tones as long as your makeup goes towards the cooler palette as well. That's the big mistake we make and usually why someone looks "off". Cool makeup with warm clothes or vice versa will throw off an entire outfit. Same with a cool hair color with warm skin tone. This is why there are so many shades of blond, red and brunette in the boxes. Some are warm, some are cool. The easiest way for one to tell if something is warm or cool (in my opinion) is decide if you would wear gold jewelry with it or silver. Gold is warm, silver is cool. Clear as mud?

I told my husband he needed to do a little maintenance and he handed me the scissors. Then he used his pea sized brain and took them back.

I don't know. When he's what?

I hate having panty lines. Easy answer. Don't wear any.

As a matter of fact, I do have a sparkly vajayjay!

You mean the food tainted with hate?

Leather? Up my assticle? I really prefer sequins.

Madame. I am definitely shopping for the "RIGHT" outfit. Fluffy says it must not be a crop top and heels, though.

MMMMmmm...Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

I love change and I'm still not digging it. I feel like everything is hidden somewhere and I'm not finding it.

Nope. I am in the beauty industry and I say NO. Wear what you feel good in. If you need a quick idea of what palettes you should lean towards, send me a recent picture so I can see your hair and eye color along with your skin tone and I will tell you what to avoid. Let me know what your favorite colors are, too, so I can tell you which shades are better.

I live in southern VA and there are deer in my yard every night. The squirrels seem to have taken over the world here and they spend most of their time throwing acorns at me.

I wonder how long one is considered one of those darned "honeymooners" and when their input starts to matter.

History says you are correct, but I hate to assume so I asked.

I can't tell whether or not your tone here is derisive.