LipstickLady

I think I can take her.

Mmmmmm... eat the toppings! They don't have chicken wings? That's my go to at pizza joints.

What does your doctor say?

@@Hammer_Down You're married!?!!!???!?!

I'm totally flattered and a bit speechless. Ha! That never happens...

@@pvechiola I must ask after reading several of your recent posts... Do you retract your statement to the 28 year old who was researching surgery? It seems as if you don't care for people suggesting you look at non-surgical options. You hurled out a pretty ugly insult at a vet who asked you a similar question, so if you're about to hit me with one, I'm ready.

I'm three and a half years out and I can't chug. It kind of sucks, but it's not that big of a deal.

Performing elective surgery on someone who is too incompetent to educate themselves should be a crime. Surely you don't mean these people were forced into a surgery they weren't able to handle intellectually. Perhaps another "hoop" to "jump through" for surgical approval is a test on nutrition, food progression stages, pre and post op diet options, etc. I think that would be fab, personally.

You might have the beginnings of a urinary tract infection. If it starts burning when you pee, see a doc. No big deal!

So you had surger, you're at the airport, you joined this site at 10:28, read for eleven minutes and posted the above at 10:39 deciding this place is not for you? Huh...

HA!!! I didn't read the responses before I posted!! Was I your English teacher? Nope. I taught math/science/EXed. HAHAHAA! I need tutoring. MAY i become an obedient student ? Go stand in the corner. We will talk during detention.

Ahhhh... Curry has A LOT of fat in it. I dump with high fat foods and super rich sweet foods. I feel like crap until I vomit, Water poo, or a few hours passes. I'm going to guess that you are doing something similar to dumping. How far out are you?

Meh. Your new normal is going to feel great in skinny jeans. Trust me.

What was it?

Wegmans or Whole Foods is always the answer. Go to the cheese counter and describe it. They can find it.

HA!!! I didn't read the responses before I posted!! Was I your English teacher? Nope. I taught math/science/EXed. HAHAHAA!

I was a teacher in a past life and I would always annoy the poo out of my students when they asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" I'd always answer "yes--I'm sure you can", but I'd refuse to write them a pass. The question is "MAY I go the bathroom?". Big diff...

I have that meme in the flavors of a$$h0le and idiot. I generally try to stay away from those terms - except in private conversations. I've actually told people on various forums point blank that I am not allowed to write what I think about them because of the forum rules. It usually gets the point across. I made this version after someone here came all unglued on me for what she took to be a serious post when it was humorous. I sprinkle humor everywhere, but it is usually not hard to tell which is which. Please note that I only use them in private groups and conversation.

I have that meme in the flavors of a$$h0le and idiot.

Smart and cute to look at.

There's always someone to poop on the fun parade.

Snakes?

You can't control his actions, you can only control yours. It sucks that he isn't being more supportive, but that said, he's not having surgery, you are. The world isn't going to stop eating crap because you can't. food commercials are still going to be crazy. Restaurants are still going to serve unhealthy stuff in huge portions. Everywhere you look there are going to be people eating, shopping for junk food, etc. You do you and ignore him.

@@Travelher You think? I couldn't even fathom that thread so I stopped reading it.