Well, this is embarrassing to admit, but for the past 2 years I've had to sit down to pee. At some point my gut and the fat pooch above my junk got too big and it was a real hassle (and messy) to use the urinals. So it was just easier and cleaner to sit on the toilet.
So it was a happy surprise when I realized yesterday that I could use the urinals again. My job requires a dress shirt.
I hated having to drop trou, tuck my shirt tale back in, and fight with my belt every time I went to the bathroom.
Now I can go back to hosing down the back of the urinal and destroying the cigarette butts at the bottom. :-P
P.S. They must think guys are pretty dumb around here. I saw a sign above the urinal that read, "Please don't eat the big white mint!"
