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Jessiebear

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  1. Jessiebear

    Boot Camp Lbt Style

    starting weight on January 5 was 300 lbs. January 5, 2006 weight = 300 lbs measurements: neck = 17 inches upper arms = 18.5 bust = 53 inches waist = 48 inches hips = 57 inches thigh = 32 inches calf = 20 inches January 16, 2006 weight = 296 lbs measurements: neck = 16.75 inches upper arms = 17.75 inches bust = 52.5 inches waist = 47.5 inches hips = 55 inches thigh = 31 inches calf = 19 inches January 23, 2006 weight = 292 neck = 16.75 inches upper arm = 17.5 inches bust = 51.5 inches waist = 47.5 inches hips = 54 inches thigh = 29.5 inches calf = 16.5 inches January 29, 2006 weight = 290 neck = 16.25 inches upper arm = 16 inches bust = 50 inches waist = 46 inches hips = 52.5 inches thigh = 29 inches calf = 16 inches February 6, 2006 weight=290lbs. neck = 16.25 inches upper arm = 16 inches bust = 50 inches waist = 45 inches hips = 52.5 inches thigh = 29 inches calf = 16 inches current weight = 290 lbs total weight loss = -10 lbs. total inches lost = 20.75 inches A new NSV!! I'm shrinking!!!!! :bounce:
  2. Jessiebear

    Boot Camp Lbt Style

    Okay Sarge, I need a swift kick in the butt!!! I pigged out this weekend & as a result, I have lost nothing for this week. Zilch! I did lose another inch. Somehow? Double time for me this week!!
  3. Jessiebear

    onederland

    Yay!! That's great!! I hope to join you there one day!! Save a seat for me!!
  4. Jessiebear

    Stomach Virus...

    We had a stomach virus here in Arkansas about a month ago that was so bad in 1 county it actually made the 5 o'clock news. I stayed far away from town cause it was the county next to mine & we live right on the line. Scary!! Take care! Hope you get to feeling better soon! Drink plenty fluids! It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to get a prescription of phenergan suppositories to keep on hand. For all of us!
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    Good Luck Today Renebean

    Wow! I missed it! I didn't know you were getting your band today! Yay!!! Congrats Bean!!! Welcome to band Land!! I hope you have a fast, Pain & gas-free recovery!!
  6. Jessiebear

    a hole in my soul

    I am still grieving food. It is getting better though. I kinda feel like i lost my best friend. How long have you been on Lexapro? I took it for a month & couldn't stand it! I actually felt worse. I couldn't scrape myself off the couch! Hang in there!
  7. Jessiebear

    Send Good Vibes my Way

    I don't think I can add to what anyone has said here. So I'm sending prayers, white light, healing vibes & everything else I can think of! Stay strong!! (((HUGS)))!!!!
  8. Jessiebear

    new dog breeds

    Cute Vines! When my Mabel (who is a mutt) went into heat I put panties on her cause I didn't want my schnauzer "Jackson" getting to her. I told Lonnie we would have Schmutts if they hooked up!
  9. Jessiebear

    Dog Food Inspiration!

    I have thought about this myself! Every time I watch my husband carry the big bags of chicken food to the chicken house, I think, "Good grief, that's how much I have lost, plus some!" When you see it like that, it really gives you something to think about!!
  10. Jessiebear

    Red Neck Bra

    LOL!!! That's funny!
  11. Jessiebear

    This is so cool

    I saw that the other night! That is cool!!
  12. Jessiebear

    Dancing Hippo....Funny........

    Make sure you have your sound turned on and click the link below. http://www.mrcomputerservices.com/DancingHippo.htm This is freakin hilarious!
  13. Jessiebear

    My Apology to LBT

    Girl! You're crazy! Everyone is entitled to their opinion! If others don't like it, then they have the problem! I purposely stay out of threads like that. So I can honestly say I have no idea what you are talking about. I am here to have fun, meet interesting people that I have something in common with & hopefully to learn from other's experiences & mistakes! Keep having fun girlie! I'm with Dee here. If you have an opinion & want to voice it, do it!! That's what makes this America!
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    I found some funny stuff.......

    I'm gonna start this thread to post some funny stuff I have found. Feel free to add to it! We all need to laugh! It's good for you!
  15. Jessiebear

    I found some funny stuff.......

    Make sure you have your sound turned on and click the link below. http://www.mrcomputerservices.com/DancingHippo.htm
  16. Jessiebear

    I found some funny stuff.......

    25 Signs That You Have Grown Up Saturday, November 05, 2005 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of 'em. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "Hook Up" and "Break Up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "Dressed Up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives now feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat Breakfast food before noon. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your hide.
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    I found some funny stuff.......

    UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT. Listen up! Sunday, October 30, 2005 If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crest View couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: __________________
  18. Jessiebear

    weight loss has side effects

    What a good lookin' family! Samantha is precious!
  19. It took me about a month to get it.
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    TOPLESS photo thread

    We don't subscribe to anything cause there is a never ending supply of material at Lonnie's work. LOL!! He works for the city. How sad is that? Exactly, they have nothing better to do!
  21. Jessiebear

    Kathy's Slow Loser NSV List

    Awesome NSV!! Congrats!! Well done!
  22. Jessiebear

    Have my Date !!

    Yay! Congrats!
  23. Thanks for bumping this! I'm gonna try it! I have been feeling guilty about eating so much in the evenings cause I know it is so bad to eat that late. It's worth a try!
  24. Jessiebear

    Hi and a ?

    Yep! I got a card. I also got a little walkman radio from Inamed for registering with them. I got my registration card in a kit that my doc gave me after surgery. Congrats & welcome to Band Land!
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    TOPLESS photo thread

    So who else is gonna get new boobs when they get to goal? I am!!! We are already picking mine out!! LOl!!! I'm serious.

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