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I guess banded sex brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "hitting your sweet spot".

Ezma...nipple is one of my words too!!!! lol How funny is that? I also cringe whenever I hear a word that has a p with a long u sound like pubic or pubescent. *shudders*

Apparently we have someone named Andy to thank for this! Thanks Andy! *waves*

Angie, you get it too! We must be the naughty ones in the bunch! LOL

=) I actually made a kitty litter cake for my students a few years ago and they still come back and talk to me about it! It was pretty cool. I baked a regular cake and crumbled it up with some kind of pudding inside, put it in a real litter box (never used, of course!), then I crumbled vanilla Cookies on top that were colored with green food coloring. Then I melted Tootsie rolls and twisted them convincingly on top for the extra gross factor and served it with a poop scoop! It was so great!! (The recipe is online.) I always told my kids that if they missed the bus they had to come home with me and wash my dishes and clean out the litter box so they really loved it.

:smile2: You go girl!!! :tongue:

This is so interesting! See Angie, I've been calling you Angie For Big in my head now for months and had no clue what that meant. Now I know I've got it all wrong! tripod, I um, er...think I know the dumb old joke about your frat's name. I thought you were either a photographer or um, ....yeah. :smile2::tongue:

I'm so glad you are feeling better! You make "sludge in the bile ducts" sound like no big deal. You must be tough as nails! *looks up home remedies for self-removal of sludge in bile ducts*

Gee thanks Becca, I think my girly parts just winced after reading your post. I didn't even know they could do that.

My latest confession... Evidently chocolate Chip Cookie Dough meets NO resistance while gloriously sliding down my gullet. Um, I just realized that I inappropriately capitalized "chocolate chip cookie dough". Do you think I might think it's a tad more important than it really is? Hmmmm.

I've been thinking about your great sex, Becca, and I've decided that you might want to add a clip of that to your next youTube video. Can you imagine how much traffic that would generate for Dr. McEwen? :smile2:

Thanks tripod! My goal is to someday have hair that is bigger than my head. :tongue::smile2: Welcome Bill Bailey! Good luck with your new fill. It sounds like you are doing great so far!

Ezma, That dress is smokin' hot! Becca, I'm so with you on the boots thing. I definitely want some long old boots when I can wear them well! tripod, I only have one thing to say about your dream outfit....YEEEEHAWWWW!!!! (Well, that and I just had to google "Resistol Black Gold hat". Very cool!! lapdancer, How are YOU doin'??? :smile2::tongue:

How cute are you?? I love it! You are so beautiful and articulate and well....all around cool! Will you be my new best friend? (Even though it's too late for an invite to the Sweeney Todd party!) =) You are an absolute perfect find for your doctor to use on his website. Yay you!!

How cool for you! I've often wondered if I could honestly remember how to ride a bike if I tried one again. It would be fun to find out but I'm nowhere near ready to actually buy one just to see. =) You rock!!

Jaime, I totally understand. I'm 38 years old and I've only had my nails done twice in my life. I still wear my hair in the same ponytail I wore in grade school. I never wear make-up. I'm pretty darn gross to look at, actually. I've just always had the attitude of, "What's the point? You're so repulsively fat, why dress it up? You aren't going to look good anyway?" So, while I still actually feel that way about myself, I've decided to take some steps in the right direction over spring break by coloring my hair, whitening my teeth, and getting a mani-pedi. Who knows, I may even take my shaggy hair down out of this ponytail and put on some makeup! I know my female students would be thrilled.