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TrishS

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  1. Welcome Angela, It great to have you here.. There is a lot of support here too. GOOD JOB on you -19lbs Thats awesome!!!! Im not Banded yet... but getting close (kinda lol)
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    Green-eyed monster...

    Very well put Lisa... I 2nd that!
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    Joke Thread

    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9 . Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
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    Blah Blah Blah

    Ugh.... im just complaining thats all..... Im not even Banded yet.. and Im complainging... hmmmm go figure... lol So... Im here reading Post after Post... (gosh Im so feeling sorry for myself I know) And I see Tickers and Tockers.. and What people want to lose and How much they weigh and Im soooooo Down!!!! You all are GREAT I love you all, You have helped me with soooooo much i see 265 down to 160 280 down to 180 300 down 190.... Its GREAT!!! Why do I feel Like I will be a failer??? oh I know its just me and I being a big baby.. I need to be slaped LOL But really I think you all that have done so good...I need to lose more then 200lbs I feel I will fail... Im not feeling sorry about myself... you know "we" (over weight) no thats a no no... am I jelous,? am I envy?, I guess so.... UGH I want to crawl under a table and hide... Can peole with my height and weight do well with the Band??? I joined yahoo's Extrodanaorybanders... (sp) I havent been let in yet.... At 28 not even (MY GOAL) 140 is good enough... my 34yr old sister is 105lbs... why cant i be that.... Im so sorry im complaining and thanks for you all listening still.... I guess I am feeling sorry for my self... I got my paper work on the Diet stuff today.. and I think to myself.. well why coulnt i just buckle down and do this on my own? I guess i tried... 12 or more diets at the age of 28 thats a lot.... I guess the Band is a helpful guide to push the diet... UGH... this is so hard... did you all go through this before getting banded.... Im so confussed... Im so hurt... Im so fat... Im so scared... Im so sad,.... I want to be where you all are at.... I cry and I cry... You all are such a great inspriation to me.... Thank You.... Just wanted to share what im going thourgh right now.... thats all... Thanks for listening
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    Blah Blah Blah

    Thats the thing... I dont even know now.. my Dr. was thinking in March, but the way things are going i really doubt that. I just got to take it one day at a time. 6lbs is still really good, Im sure you are losing for inches then anything. Thanks for the pep talk I cant wait to melt.. lol
  6. WOW Brenda, You look wonderful!!! its like looking at two diffrent people. great job!
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    2 bandsters - 370 pounds lost !

    Oh wow what a change you both look GREAT!!!!! Thanks for sharing with us
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    Ice Cream Lovers

    Hmmm Paula those sound great, I didnt even know Blue Bunny made fun Ice Cream I thought only Ben and Jerrys did... Thanks <running to store>
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    Blah Blah Blah

    Its a VERY bad bad night for me.... im sorry im just rambling on and on ..... its only 11:27 mountain time.... and im soooo sad still so hurt... so unbanded... will it fail on me..... ugh... sorry again
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    Blah Blah Blah

    OMG.... Im so NOT going to pass the Pysch test.. they are going to put me away i just know they are.... LOL i know im trying to be funny..... i guess i cant.... maybe I dont need to be banded.... hmmmmm thinking.........
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    Blah Blah Blah

    I argue with my Husband... he calls me Lazy and thinks I dont care about anything.... our sex life. sucks (sorry) Im sick of ( in his eyes) being lazy..... thats all fat people are huh lazy??? well that how he see it,..... thats how he sees me.... im sorry to say that but he does... oh well... I go on ....hopeing i can still get the band.... its his insurence you know.. not mine I dont work Im Lazy...............
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    Blah Blah Blah

    Thank You for listening to me blabber... I know that everyones feelings are diffrent and everyone at one time has gone thourgh what im going through now.. Thats what makes us Family huh... Kelly, Thank you for understanding... I know this all will work for me Mentally, I just dont want to be a failer... And Im sure the LapBand will help me not be that. Yeah you that small sister too huh?? see we have something in common. Your a sweet and bueatiful person.. Thanks for being a good friend!!! Alex, Yes I am ME... Im glad to be me too... that was one slap i needed LOL I need many more I guess... I know being Banded is diffrent and I cant wait to feel that im just scared that if i cant make these food changes now how will i make them then?? because i will feel pain if i eat or eat certin things?? i feel that now... ummmm because i will feel full whe i eat so much? i feel that now too... thats why I feel i will fail my band... Im just complaining... You all are great I look up to you all.... even you that are not banded you give me inspration too.... thank you! Paula, your a sweetheart... and doing so great... your footsteps i follow, along with so many of you... Sorry again for my complaining..... ((((((((((((( Hugs)))))))))))) to you all Love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Gmail Invites

    Oh sorry... My email is ZebraLuck76@aol.com
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    Gmail Invites

    I want one.....
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    2005 Vegas Bash

    I wish to go, just to meet you all so either way just let me know.... Thank You
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    Diary Of A Madman!

    Great Job Bobby! Keep up the good work...
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    Good News and Bad News.....

    Katie, Im so sorry to hear about your cousin.. I will keep you and your family in my prayers, Keep us posted. And Great Job on your loss of 15inches.. wow thats a lot of inches, And like Betty says, "We all need a little sunshine..." keep up the good work!
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    Joke Thread

    because I'm blonde? A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
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    New Baby

    Ahhhh you can do it Michelle, with the exercise... I know how hard it is to start, but once you do you cant stop lol Your doing great!
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    On the other side!! Questions....

    Congrats!!!! Good Luck with everything, and get well soon!
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    Joke Thread

    THINGS TO THINK ABOUT 1. Can you cry under Water? 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk." 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wakeup like every two hours? 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? 12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 13. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 14. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? 15. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 16. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 18. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 19. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? 20. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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    UNited Healthcare

    Oh wow Congrats on the Date! yes, please keep us posted
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    Coffee and Lapband

    Yeah me either Kathy..... so yeah its great to know.... I would be a bum without my coffee
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    Whippledaddy, We're Here For You!

    Ryan and Patty... You are in my deepest thoughts and Prayers God Bless You Both!!! Take Care
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    Approved and Got a date

    WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! Im so happy for you!!!! Thats just Awesome!!! Keep us posted

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