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*Dean*

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. Good luck with the pre op. I'm sure you'll be fine. Pretty easy to be super strict for 2 weeks. Deano
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    Hello my name is....

    You know he'll download the images and keep them in the spank bank.
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    Totally inappropriate question

    Disclaimer - that was a joke. I don't condone that type of behaviour, and have several offenders in jail chewing corn for that exact offence.
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    Hello my name is....

    You a cougar Laura?? Who'd have thought
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    Totally inappropriate question

    Reminds me of the time I asked my wife if she wanted to experiment and do a rape role play. She said "%$#@ NO!!" I said "That's the spirit"
  6. I had an attempt a few weeks ago. It was too soon and I got light headed. So I stuck to walking the dog. Today felt good though. When are you booked in?
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    Hello my name is....

    Sounds like Laura's husband doubles as a wallet shaped like a vibrator.
  8. You can do it on one of those beaches over there (that aren't as nice as ours!)
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    Alcohol

    You're from California. I think you guys invented all the positions.
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    Alcohol

    Yeah, I have a policy if I go out drinking. If I'm not in bed by 10 - I go home!
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    Hello my name is....

    That's terrible. You trick people to come to a thread to introduce themselves and then talk about your intestines. It's outrageous, Martin. Nice to meet you BTW. My names Dean.
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    Totally inappropriate question

    Only if you swallow.
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    Totally inappropriate question

    This thread has gone a bit dominetrix all of a sudden! How about hog tying him with zip ties, some gaffa tape and make him your *****!! :P
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    guacamole on everything!

    Mexican, Tex Mex I've always liked it but since being sleeved I like it even more. It's like because I can only eat a small amount, I want something with flavour that will punch me in the face! In other news I've never understood why you guys call coriander cilantro !! :P
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    Alcohol

    I've had a single beer on about 4 occasions. It took me about 2 hours to drink it and really, I could take or leave it. Pre sleeve a could easily knock over a slab (is slab and Aussie-ism? A box of 24 beers) in a night and then move onto whiskey. I don't really have any interest in the empty calories now. Deano
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    Totally inappropriate question

    It's up there with a guy faking an orgasm by spitting on someone's back ..........
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    New found motivition !

    That's great mate - where's the rest of your face gone!?? Good work.
  18. I don't have sugar in tea or coffee. If I need to used sugar in anything else I use stevia.
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    How Did You Celebrate Getting to Goal?

    I think a holiday is a cool idea. Or something extreme that 'boom-bahs' can't do. Skydiving, bun-gee jump?
  20. I think there's a mistake on your paperwork. Decaf isn't fine! blech!!
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    Totally inappropriate question

    :lol:
  22. Not sure what your Dr recommended but I was having a regular coffee from after week 2. Hasn't been a problem.
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    sagging skin

    It's normal for it to be a bit of an emotional roller coaster
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    Hiccups much?

    I did early on but it was generally when I'd eat a little too fast. I'm more of a tortoise than a hare now and the problem as stopped

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