*Dean*

She doesn't own every weird looking cat on the planet!!

You're a hard marker on yourself buddy. If you do those things 4 times a week, that's heaps!

You could all just move to Australia. Sunshine, public health.......

It's true. She's not THAT dumb. I got your back Lars.

Stop it! You're recovering.

Did you hear Serena and Venus Williams suspect their Dad of slipping them steroids? Venus said to her sister "I think Dad's been giving us steroids, I've got hair growing in strange places" Serena said "What do you mean strange places?" Venus said "My balls for one ......."

I think I do a version of paleo. Given the small amount we can eat, I think your cholesterol would be ok. By the time I get my Protein in it doesn't leave much room for anything else. I'll have some non starchy veg. A green smoothie every couple of days. I never eat bread or Pasta due to lack of interest. I'll have a small amount of rice infrequently.

Good to hear you're up and at 'em Amy

Or maybe a VST meet up - somewhere central, like Fiji??

Finally! Dedicated to the newly sleeved .......

Taking up valuable server space

Oxygen thief

It's more like someone with multiple finger personalities self pleasuring........

When you say 'shoved an old man' do you mean you helped him apply the prep h??

You're in Mexico. If you can't IV the tequila and have tacos in recovery, what's the point??

There is an Italian proverb which says; ‘Sette cose fa la zuppa, cava fame e sete attuta, empie el ventre, snetta il dente, fa dormire, fa smaltire, e la guancia fa arrossire’ ‘Soup does seven things, it takes away hunger and thirst, fills the stomach, cleans the teeth, makes you sleep, it makes you slim and puts colour in your cheeks’ It's official. Soup makes you slim. Don't sweat it! Deano

She tripped an old lady with a walking frame to get the last piece of sausage.

dammit

If I actually killed the thread, do I win a prize????

Just shake it off. Don't beat yourself up for a bite of lasagne!

Also I have a suggestion, and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery. Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend? It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time. And I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'. One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody knew why the **** they were there.

I've done an assessment of everyone who's participated in this thread and in my expert opinion, you are all not appropriate candidates for this surgery. If you've already been gutted like a fish, I'm sorry, but you should have spoken to me sooner.

But my lamb is so soft and juicy and falling off the bone. Oh, right. Sorry.

Costco grazing. Thread killers.

You never call me