No game

Yeah, she just wrote on another thread that her doctor told her only 1oz of fluids an hour?? Does that sound crazy?? Oh and awesome about the um, you know...

In a word, no.. Are you sure he said that? Because to me that sounds crazy (sorry)

Lol......

Hehehe

Oh, look who finally came up with some advice

By a doctor you pig! Dean I'm just trying to help here!!

Ok she wins for the "um are you crazy? What the hell were you thinking" clueless husband!!

Ok if you are impacted you might want to try an enema if you try that "hold" it in for a little while if you can... If that doesn't work it might have to be "manually" dealt with by a doctor sorry

Good night!! And good luck tomorrow, I will be thinking about you !

Get ready....

Moderation! Dude I'm going to twist those things apart lick em within an inch of their lives..... Then imma going to do the same thing to you!

Oh yes, the diet coke! That's a big one! But you will feel better when you get off it....evil, evil stuff! And girl you know I am crazy as loon and they cleared me!

Good cause I didn't want to have to come back and say things like "put your big girl panties on" Hehehe You will be fine. focus on the task at hand and everything else will follow!

Oh and save me some of those Oreos they are my favorite.

That's it Martin. I'm on my way! You did it this time I told you not to draw attention...,

Wow docbree! That sounds tough I'm not sure of what your health issues are so I can't speak to those... But depression! That I know about.. And I can tell you I've had years of meds and therapy and not once has that aspect of my life been an issue with this surgery. I had a psych Visit and having depression didn't hinder me as far as approval. I would think that if she really didn't think it was a good idea she would not have you go to all these appointments? So for now I say chin up! Jump through your hoops and work towards getting what you need.

Ok you have six days left until surgery?? Dry those tears brush yourself off. Its time to let all the other drama go so you can go into this major life changing surgery with a clear head! You are going to need it, you are going to have weeks of healing and adjusting to a new life. Busy yourself by getting things in order for yourself when you leave the hospital. Take care of the important things right now, you and your health and the drastic step you are taking to improve it.

b***h calm down!! People are starting to look... Ok,ok, I'll handle this I'm coming tonight I'll bring some beer and pork rinds baby, cause I know you get those special cravings. But don't be asking me for money! You know I gots all my other baby mamas after me!

So you lied to me?? I thought you said we were having another baby?? Aren't you late?? That what you said last week! Oh wait u put this under "food and nutrition"?? Ummm.. Well... Lets see, Ok I really like adding PB2 to my plain yogurt it kinda tastes like Peanut Butter cheese cake. Don't you think so? And I find it helps me get my Water in if I add some mio "sweet tea" to it. No after taste! Oh and my Nut cleared me for hard liquor this week, party!!

Perhaps he's trying to "suffer" with you and eat the same things!

Thats it Martin! I WANT MY OREOS BACK!! (And any other Chocolate you may have laying around) I will be there tonight and I want my valentines Back! If you want to sleep naked with the chocolate bananas placed here and there I'd much appreciate it...

Happy V day Sannah! Well, that is even more reason to be glad you moved on after hearing that about your surgeon! As Betty Davis said in "OfHuman bondage" "Good riddance to bad rubbish" Enough of that! I hope you day is going well and squeezes to Venla!!!

Feels good, huh Mich?! It's great getting down to a healthier weight, but oh what a bonus when people start saying "Hey you look good"

Welcome! Your wife sounds wonderfully involved in the process, that's awesome to have that kind of support out of a spouse. And she was right this is a great place to come ask questions, meet people and sometimes just vent if you are having a challenging day!! I'm glad that you have taken the step towards a healthier life. You will have many healthy happy years ahead because of it