No game

Haha! I didn't even catch the staple comment. I guess I was trying to hard to keep my ADULT panties on... But it seems that they filled up with staples and fell off

Yes, and I dare say a bit more palatable then Vegmite! Speaking about losing your appetite...

Lol yep lost my appetite after that one

Lol yep lost my appetite after that one

Clear liquid then right to purée?? What happened to full liquids?? I would call and ask about incorporating full liquids before purée.. At least you would be able to try and get some calories and protein in via a shake..

Lol! I didn't even know what to say to this one!!

When we went hiking yesterday we almost got lost! But then I remembered that I had been pooping out stables along the way! so we followed the silver brick road all the way back to the car!

I'm sorry to hear you are feeling so bad... 40 calories a day is not good!! Have you talked to your doctor about the lack of calories?? And why clear liquids still? Is it because of the nausea?

Yeah they don't do me any good either (reference my original posts) Oh and you are right Miracle whip and Velveeta do not qualify for food

And she's tiny like 5 foot or something.. Oh and YOUNG!!! Oh I could use some vanity sizing though.. Might have to check that place out! Globe that stuffing recipe looks good!! I like the cheese skillet bread recipe. I hiked yesterday with my husband and son it was great but again last night I ate crappy.. I'm finding myself staying up to late and getting snacks I need to just go to bed earlier and knock that out! Tonight I will get my ass to bed the moment I start thinking about making a bad choice. Good luck to the fasting girls today

Ok I have to stop you here... As the op of this thread I realized it jumped the shark long ago and I accept that. But there are certain things I will not tolerate! Miracle whip??? Wtf?? That is not mayo! I will overlook the Wonder bread because..well it has it's place. I wouldn't eat a fried bologna sandwich on anything else. But you better get your miracle whip talking azz outta here!

I was just telling my 5:2 girls the other day the one food sadness I have is that before surgery EVERY morning I would have a peanut butter, Ezekiel bread and banana sandwich., That and a hot cup of coffee.... I miss taking a bite and sipping coffee in between to "wash" it down. Sad right?

To read a story about a nice sister on law is refreshing! And wow yours sounds awesome! Same with your brother. It truly just put a smile on my face and tears to my eyes reading this... Have a wonderful week.

Lol you and me both!! I breast feed both of my babies and glad I did but I never felt any competition about it... I will say I cut those little suckers off (haha little suckers) before they could walk across the room and unhook my bra for themselves though

Lol, that's probably how he ended up here... He called "gravy" drippings.. Imagine his surprise when my mom showed up with an container of chicken grease

When I was a child my mom dated an Australian for awhile..I never understood a word that man was saying One time he sent her to KFC and as she was leaving he said make sure you get some "drippings"?? Wtf?? So she goes to KFC and gets the chicken and stuff and asks the people there if she can buy some of the grease they fry the chicken in too

Hehehe... To my defense I'm in the best part of the USA... The west coast and it's only 10 pm here. And did you just talk shittED about pumpkin pie? Deep fried turkey I'll give you because that is wrong for so many reason. But pumpkin pie is an national treasure!

Oh yes gotta watch talking dead too! Wow I just didn't know where to go with the governor tonight.. For a minute he had some redeeming qualities.. Ha! What a joke. Did you notice he flinched when his girl said she had never felt this safe until they got to that camp??? When he was peeping out michon (sp) I was so angry I was like if he kills her I'm going too.... I'm going to.... Fuck what can I do?? I'll never watch this damn show again!!!

I'm not a bander so I'm of no help. But I wanted to tell you how horrible to have to go through everything you just did! I know that it must seem like such a waste right now to have gone through all of that to not even have the tool that is supposed to help you achieve health The good news is that this was caught and you are alive and well. Let you poor stomach heal, then I'm sure the doctors can help you if you chose to convert to another surgery..

Oh goodie pics!! I LOVE pics!!! Um..and I'd say you can claim success the before and after are amazing! and that's in only 6 months time. Also the fact that you are thinking about the future with the sleeve shows you are In for success long term

Those bypassers are a bunch of kiss azzes

Yes OCD.. Sometimes the rituals drive my crazy When I was younger I used to mix mayo and ketchup together for my fries or drown them in vinegar and salt. Wow fries! The miracle food! Look at how versatile they are??? I mean shit even if you were to find a three month old one in the car you could still utilize it.. Like clean under your nails with it... Or use it as a coffee stirrer or scrape the ice of the windshield...

That's where that little saying comes in.. "They operated on your stomach not your brain" Face it MOST of of ate out of want, not hunger.. This is the most challenging part of WLS.. Sounds like nights are the worse for you? I say that because of the bed, wine, cereal ritual.. I feel for you, my husband would never drag our asses out of bed to go to a drive through.. You need to talk to him about what kind of support you need from him. And going to Drive throughs are not it. I don't think I could be that strong if I had an partner like that..

I think this thread encompasses all that now! I mean look above you have people getting off on French fries in milkshakes.... By the that's nasty! Everyone knows if you're eating a burger you put them in there, nice and neat in little French fry rows...

My word!! I've never screamed so much or said so many profanities as I did tonight!! Let's just say head first my work well for births but not zombie pits!!