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fyre_storm

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. I have decided to stop living.... Here. I've decided I must end it..... I must quit my job. I've decided to fly to Alaska or Canada and find the clans cut off from everyday society and offer them my gift..... The skin of my arms could build a tent and help these people keep warm through the winter... I will be a skin tent god to them and it will be glorious! I'll also charge rent.
  2. Here is mine. I'm still fat but I'm skinny fat now. Lol I fit into the over weight population but not the OMG look how huge he is mommy population anymore.
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    Dramatic post.

    Ew is that a skin purse?! OMG I could make millions with all the skin I got going on lol
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    Dramatic post.

    Lol no I'm not serious at all. But Man I love that show buying Alaska. Seeing all those awesome houses!
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    Im Scared!

    A year later and I think insidious ripped my story off!
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    Im Scared!

    I'm getting my sleeve done on the 31 of October and I'm really worried that a spirit wandering around the hospital is going to get inside me during surgery while under and take over my body to do evil things! I've watched enough horror movies to know this is a possibility. So I'm wondering if I should ask if I can wear garlic around my neck or something? Please help!
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    looking for other guys.

    I was 388 before surgery had the sleeve on oct 31 of last year and now I'm 257. So you'll loose a lot just take your time.
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    Rain On My Parade ...

    We are doing fine. I've lost 130 lbs and we're still happy in fact we got married on July 17th at the court house and are now planning our real wedding for oct 25 of next year.
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    What was i thinking?

    School and work. Have a week off before summer school so been super busy!
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    Theater close to The Mariott?

    Why would you go to a movie in Mexico don't you know that chihuahuas sit in the theater and talk to the screen during the movie. Their so rude.
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    What was i thinking?

    Shame! SHAME! The cottage cheese society of America does not condone cheating! Especially if it were in an Olympic cottage cheese weaving leg race.
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    Surgery postponed

    I was in my hotel room next to the hospital because my surgery was at 7 am. And I had taken the milk of magnesia. So I call to check in to the hospital and they said my surgery was postponed because the insurance hasn't agreed to the sleeve from the lap band. And I was on the toilet shouting at them. So they ended up rescheduling and I got my surgery on oct 31 three weeks later. Gave me more time to loose before the surgery. Things happen for a reason. Don't use this an excuse to eat! Just keep going with your head up.
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    Diaries of a man *****

  14. I can't wait to become a stripper!!!! I'm down to 268. Can't wait be a dancer, a dancer for money like my idol Tina turner. Lol
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    New career

    Oh my. The worms in the can have escaped!!!!! I swear the checks are in the mail! Wait a second.... Where's Maury?! I need to know if them babies be mine!!
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    New career

    Yeah!!!!! Lol I'm going to the old folks home and getting friendly!!!!
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    New career

    Cause I want the money and need to feed my five point 1 kids and to pay for my education!
  18. Both my best friend got the surgery and my partners ex is in the process of getting it too. I should of charged them.
  19. Boys rooms are full of food porn and stiff socks.... Oh and I'm not a skinny b***h yet. I'm a not skinny but not morbidly obese b***h. And Wendy thank you sooooo much for the kind words and ill cut the both of you if you touch my man!!!! Lol
  20. Laura I latterly have no clothes in my closet. I gave them all away! Every single one. Now I wear Dave's clothes hahaha lol Wendy's right about you! But she herself is also an inspiration! And I feel the shakes coming on from withdrawals of my Australian pals.
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    Where is the ecuadorian faker?!

    Man I can't believe this crap. Some one needs help and I don't which one needs it more.
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    BULLIES

    You have to be the biggest hypocrite ever. Weren't you the one calling out a girl on being black?!
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    Where is the ecuadorian faker?!

    No ones twisting your arm to stay. It'd better if you did leave. You can say that Laura's a Bully when everything she says is mostly right and not sugar coated. People need to stop expecting people to hold their hands. We're adults.
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    Where is the ecuadorian faker?!

    Obviously you don't have a pic up which makes you probably one of those bitter cowardly people that hide behind a computer because your ashamed of how ugly you are on the inside and out.

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