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Jack Fabulous

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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Everything posted by Jack Fabulous

  1. Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.

  2. My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, she said erect.

  3. Dear MTV, WTF happened? Sincerely, Music.

  4. Dear Math Book, please stop trying to find your "x" just deal with it, they`re gone forever.....

  5. Thank you for reading this, I have officially wasted your time.

  6. Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them.

  7. Hypochondriac: a person who’s determined to get their money’s worth out of a health insurance policy.

  8. Jack Fabulous

    260 Or Die!

    Today’s essay is on how angry I am with myself because I have been unsuccessful in losing any weight for the past three weeks. I have been stuck at 280 pounds for the last three weeks. I blame myself for … Continue reading →
  9. There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.

  10. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

  11. Jack Fabulous

    The First Day In Chicago

    For the most part, I really enjoyed my trip to Chicago last week. This was my first trip after the surgery so I was very interested to see how I’d do. On Monday, I had a business lunch with some … Continue reading →
  12. I just made my reservations @HiltonOnline for my trip to Dallas TX in May! #Dallas

  13. You robbed me of my silver and you robbed me of my gold, but I'll be damned if I'll let you rob me of my soul.

  14. In the chess game that is life, sex as a first move is never a good idea if you wish to capture the King.

  15. Jack Fabulous

    Bad Breath?

    I have had terrible bad breath! It is good to know the reason for it now. At first I thought it was because of the protein shakes I was drinking, but the breath got worse after surgery and I thought maybe anesthesia had something to do with it. It's good to know the real reason.
  16. When God said "Love Thy Enemy", I think He meant don't kill them.

  17. Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

  18. Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

  19. I only lost 1 pound this week! Damn you Chicago!

  20. Finally on my way home in the back of a car. Got to upgrade to 1st class for $1oo

  21. The eagle has landed. The fat man is walking.

  22. I'm surprised I was able to finish all my meetings so early today. Back at the hotel for lunch.

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