Jack Fabulous
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Me and my dog have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned
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I think 13 year-old me would be disappointed with the amount of candy I eat but pleasantly surprised with the amount of pornography I watch.
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Until proven guilty, Zimmerman is just a gun-toting, failed, wannabe cop with a desperate need to feel like a hero. So let's not judge. Ok?
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I was gonna donate blood until the lady got all wierd and started asking "who's blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
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Touch it gently put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. That's how you wash a cup