Jack Fabulous

I should be sleeping. The car comes to pick me up in 4 hours to take me to the airport. I hate nights like this.

I released my wife from her duties of packing for me because she was tired. See? I can be considerate and sensitive too.

lost 64 pounds since his last weigh-in! #myfitnesspal

Box seats for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (@ The John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy) http://t.co/MHn8DBeQ

I'm at VCA Annandale Animal Hospital (Annandale, Virginia) http://t.co/KYRzdqkx

I'm at The Box Bar & Grill (Bethesda, MD) http://t.co/b9WEpEta

Woke up this morning feeling like I was born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes.

WHY did I order a cheeseburger and fries? Why am I trying to kill myself?? #epicfail

Massage Parlors http://t.co/35FoFIrD

2 of 5 stars to Trump by Donald J. Trump http://t.co/tUVWP5gk

The best place with the most friendly staff (@ Denson's Grocery) http://t.co/huCCkfob

I'm at I 95 North Exit 140 http://t.co/0y7wg4tW

Check out Michel Richard Citronelle (3000 M St NW, at M St, Washington) on @foursquare: http://t.co/zvWCd3Nz

I'm a food addict and I'm eating way too much!!!!

I'm at Fannie Mae (Washington D.C., DC) http://t.co/buWM1FOS

3 of 5 stars to The Associate by John Grisham http://t.co/FUrXpDeb

Study: Obesity adds $190 billion in health costs: http://t.co/EH5rR7AZ via @msnbc

2 of 5 stars to Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe http://t.co/rNVIKtJw

'Mophie Juice Pack Plus Case and Rechargeable Battery for iPhone 4 Retail Packaging (Black)' by Mophie via @amazon http://t.co/UOM0lhiP

Pain in my back http://t.co/mTmUnCvx

5 of 5 stars to The Reluctant Spy by John Kiriakou http://t.co/cH8j38S6